Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird Where else am I supposed to attach an external hard drive to store my nice pornography in a folder labeled "Definitely not Niche Pornography"
@lapis
I can't tell where the typo is in that sentence. Elegant. -
@futurebird so you can apply security updates to the firmware?
@ehproque @futurebird Why does it need security updates? Because someone could connect a malicious device to a USB port, of course!
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@lapis
I can't tell where the typo is in that sentence. Elegant.@SoftwareTheron @futurebird I didn't notice the typo lmao but I like it better this way, it's like I'm giving the microwave a gift.
a creepy gift.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird to get your food delivered to your USB capable gaming station once it is hot
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@robertklaschka @futurebird yeah I don't believe it, because memory sticks taste exactly the same no matter what you download onto them.
@llewelly
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@futurebird
To plug in a printer to get a hard copy of the manual.@pthane
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird for directly cooking hotdogs with electricity, reminiscent of The Hot Dogger from the 1970s . Just plug the other end of the USB cord directly into the hot dog!!
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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Starlink coordinates upload
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@futurebird
if your microwave is too small they allow you to plug in extra storage… Measured, obviously, in bites.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird there is no right answer. This is a trick question!
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird
That's where the cook comes out when they're expressed. -
@SoftwareTheron @futurebird I didn't notice the typo lmao but I like it better this way, it's like I'm giving the microwave a gift.
a creepy gift.
but a gift nonetheless@lapis
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@futurebird Plug in a microphone so it can figure out when to turn off the popcorn.
@apLundell @futurebird bro might be cooking
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@apLundell @futurebird bro might be cooking
If you beatbox too close to the microwave you'll burn the popcorn.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird Because if they were in the microwave you'd end up cooking your phone
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If you beatbox too close to the microwave you'll burn the popcorn.
@futurebird @apLundell wouldnt it stop early?
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@futurebird @apLundell wouldnt it stop early?
It stops when the average space between pops falls under some wonderful threshold i think?
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It stops when the average space between pops falls under some wonderful threshold i think?
@futurebird @apLundell oohhh smart
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird
Save your important work files in the water you are boiling.I mean. Obvs.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird micro usb, obviously
