It's the Sloppiest™

[amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu]

@catsalad amazing how they went from 11 to 365. must be the power of Microsoft Bob

[csolisr@hub.azkware.net]

Considering that Windows went 3-7-8-10-11-95-98-365-2000, it makes sense that Xbox went [blank]-360-1-(Series) X(10)

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad
*developer-sloptimized

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@catsalad there's no way this is fucking real

[shnooflebear@curly.cat]

@catsalad "It'll slop ya!"

[avatastic@avatastic.uk]

@catsalad Slopware as a Service?

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@reiddragon Maybe not, but this is...

via @stroughtonsmith

https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/116681577110408830

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@catsalad @stroughtonsmith I'll be very honest with you: I actually half-thought they did actually write "slop maxed" as an tone deaf 'ironic' "see? we're in on the joke!"

[mikegrundy@hachyderm.io]

@reiddragon @catsalad Honestly thought for a minute it was a real and they didn’t get the joke. “Bob and Clippy said it was the in thing to do!”

[irelephant@app.wafrn.net]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Windows 365 is still a thing? They should be consistent and rename it to windows copilot, like they did with office 365.

[nicknamesofgod@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Chef's kiss. No notes.

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Slop till ya drop!

[tobiwankenobi@kolektiva.social]

@amsomniac

What's even more amazing is how every version has been getting worse and worse. This is definitely an achievement not many can claim.

@catsalad

[walruths@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

"We suck!"

no need to tell me twice, there, microshit.

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@catsalad installing windows never made a sound this squishy and wet

[troublewithwords@wandering.shop]

@catsalad I don’t even know what Windows 365 is anymore. Is it Office?

[markc568@beige.party]

@catsalad Slopya Nadella

[m3t00@catodon.rocks]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
had to call about a win11 license. they routed me through some 365 sales queue where they directed me where to enter my credit card for a subscription to 365. click

[dfx4509b@friendica.world]

@troublewithwords @catsalad Windows on the Cloud. You're renting a Windows instance on a cloud server.

[buniaxd@tech.lgbt]

@catsalad slop is thickening