NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN
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NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN

@JenJen Don’t underestimate my ability to misplace things! It there is a will there is a way!
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@JenJen We need to investigate!
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@JenJen Tom cardy has a song about this
@LICHerally @JenJen of course he does 8-D
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NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN

@JenJen Not SURE putting an object right in the ass which *might* separate itself in multiple parts is the good thing to do...
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@PetraPhoenix @aurochs @JenJen of course its fake. This would never get past the first lawyer even casually glancing at it in early product design
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@PetraPhoenix @JenJen Well, then there is a possibility to market it!
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@JenJen We need to investigate!
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@PetraPhoenix @aurochs NOOOO if that's true that's heartbreaking
Can't we even have novelty butt plugs anymore
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NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN

@JenJen "I'll give you the key to my, ummmmm, heart...."
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NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN

@JenJen I like how it thought about the swimmers 'cos now you can keep your keys safe even in the swimming pool (hopefully, it won't open in the middle of the swim)
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@JenJen needs link. Asking for a friend.
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@JenJen
"Lube not included" -
NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN

@JenJen *muffled jingling while walking*
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@JenJen I mean, I suppose one would get used to it, but I should think it would make swimming difficult!
@SKleefeld @JenJen it looks like a butt plug
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Hoping there's no door cam when coming home... 🧐
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NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN

hmm 
