NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@LICHerally @JenJen of course he does 8-D

[viob@eldritch.cafe]

@JenJen Not SURE putting an object right in the ass which *might* separate itself in multiple parts is the good thing to do...

[palmandneedle@norden.social]

@PetraPhoenix @aurochs @JenJen of course its fake. This would never get past the first lawyer even casually glancing at it in early product design

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@JenJen @yannber this is going in the next sketchbook, isn't it?

[aurochs@todon.eu]

@PetraPhoenix @JenJen Well, then there is a possibility to market it!

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@aurochs @JenJen it's apparently available at Kmart although I can't actually check the web .au website because it thinks I'm a bot or something.

[jenjen@mastodon.art]

@PetraPhoenix @aurochs NOOOO if that's true that's heartbreaking

Can't we even have novelty butt plugs anymore

[plumbert@thecanadian.social]

@JenJen "I'll give you the key to my, ummmmm, heart...."

[minachan95@blorbo.social]

@JenJen I like how it thought about the swimmers 'cos now you can keep your keys safe even in the swimming pool (hopefully, it won't open in the middle of the swim)

[young_ullrich@norden.social]

@JenJen
you had me at "waterproof design"

[wiert@mastodon.social]

@JenJen needs link. Asking for a friend.

[vitaut@mastodon.social]

@JenJen @yannber

[stumpythemutt@social.linux.pizza]

@oblomov KMart died a while ago, at least in the U.S.
@aurochs @JenJen

[itnomad@ruhr.social]

@JenJen
"Lube not included"

[kianryan@oldbytes.space]

@JenJen *muffled jingling while walking*

[thatfeministwoman@mastodon.social]

@SKleefeld @JenJen it looks like a butt plug

[fschlueter@mastodon.social]

@JenJen

Hoping there's no door cam when coming home... 🧐

[stefanhirsch@mastodon.social]

@JenJen

[jenjen@mastodon.art]

@kianryan

[gerardthornley@hachyderm.io]

@JenJen

@NanoRaptor this isn't one of yours is it?