Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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@RinaVolpina What in the fuck?

@Yuriel eh, it’s only a billion dollars
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y’all i’m gonna need a couple of tips to help me with this one
@RinaVolpina have you considered robbing AWS? Keeps the scope local, effective reuse of variables and resources

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Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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y’all i’m gonna need a couple of tips to help me with this one
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For the rest of my life and thenlife of my grand grad children
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Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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@RinaVolpina you owe aws a thousand dollars its your problem. you owe aws a billion dollars - its theirs
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Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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@RinaVolpina If you owe Amazon $100, that's your problem. If you owe Amazon $1271309247.83, that's Amazon's problem.
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y’all i’m gonna need a couple of tips to help me with this one
@RinaVolpina try reducing from 3 nat gateways to 1
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Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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@RinaVolpina@rubber.social my manager is like "how much does this aws stuff cost us?"
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Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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@RinaVolpina that's AWS adopting AI in their billing

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Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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@RinaVolpina I would just tell them "good luck with that."
They must have put you on the musk plan.
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Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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@RinaVolpina hahaha just saw a toot saying some people are getting bills larger than the GDP of Finland xD
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This is just the Bezos Rollover Bug, where Jeff's wealth exceeded 63 bits. -
@RinaVolpina hahaha just saw a toot saying some people are getting bills larger than the GDP of Finland xD
@aylith yeah, seems to scale with the real usage!
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This is just the Bezos Rollover Bug, where Jeff's wealth exceeded 63 bits.Wouldn't that make the number negative? AWS owes you that billion dollars.
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@RinaVolpina
Any bets it was cause by AI coding.
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Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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@RinaVolpina just the usual friday bill, nothing to see here
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Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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Does the dashboard have any useful (and shareable) details?
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Does the dashboard have any useful (and shareable) details?
@stekopf I checked when I got the email and it just had the same ludicrous figure - but it’s there where I noticed this was a currently known and ongoing issue
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Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio
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@RinaVolpina@rubber.social I mean, at least it’s accurate - $1.2B is definitely more than $1.60.