Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building.

[libertyforward1@beige.party]

@redrummy Are you sure it isn't just suggesting you not smoke barefooted pets?

[groupnebula563@mastodon.social]

@redrummy alternatively, you cannot smoke a barefoot pet in this building

[dpnash@c.im]

@redrummy I’ve heard a fair number of slang and/or euphemistic words for marijuana cigarettes, but “bare foot pets” is a new one on me.

[gnoll110@ruby.social]

@redrummy

Smoking shod pets are fine.

[redrummy@ohai.social]

(Confession: I ripped this from another account that didn't include any alt text so I considered it fair game.)

[sumisu3@mastodon.nz]

@redrummy what kind of paper do they use for that? Same ones they use for smoking fish? brisket? bacon?

I guess not seeds or stems at least

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@redrummy Noted!

[0x00string@infosec.exchange]

@redrummy bunch of ugly beshoed squares in there

[archaeoiain@archaeo.social]

@redrummy do not attempt to burn your bare foot pet

[http_error_418@hachyderm.io]

@LibertyForward1 @redrummy other methods of preservation such as salting are permitted

[heinzenstein@f-ckendehoelle.de]

@redrummy
Ok, so I'm only smoking pets with their shoes on in the building then.

#ThatsWhatIRead

[rickj@oslo.town]

@redrummy But I can bring my Cohiba-smoking dog as long as he wears Chucks? I mean, I don't like his taste, but hey, who am I to judge him?

[fleuron@mas.to]

@redrummy art imitates life? Reminds me of this decade old cartoon of Martin Zak: https://moderntimes.inkognito.de/NA-TOLL/1115-1033/Koepenicker-Cg-c-Zak-Martin

I'd translate the sarcastic german "Na toll" as "Oh well", but if you have other suggestions for the alt text please let me know.

[amalia22@mastodon.social]

@redrummy

[ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org]

@redrummy

Well then.

Just have to find someone else to do construction work.

[zed@mstdn.party]

@redrummy I’m not willing to drain a lake to generate it, but this is one of those moments it would’ve been fun to have AI create this image.

[mo@mastodon.ml]

@redrummy FINE, I'll give it some shoes

[neil_h@ohai.social]

@redrummy what about barefoot smoking emotional support animals?

Or gorillas? I doubt anyone would object if a gorilla, barefoot, lit up a cigarette. Not to it's face, at least.

[ehproque@neopaquita.es]

@redrummy all right, I'll put some shoes on my pet before smoking it

[distinctdipole@tech.lgbt]

@redrummy So as long as kitty has his slippers on, he can enjoy his pipe?