I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email.

[mynameistillian@plush.city]

@jabronus youtube clickbait thumbnail energy

[normjess@tech.lgbt]

@jabronus clearly it went to Transylvania

via the second biggest blood sucking capital; Washington D.C.

[mangochutney@social.lol]

@jabronus @rmondello I guess you can be glad that the delivery person is not a sparkly vampire.

[jellyfriend@plush.city]

@jabronus incredible

[jellyfriend@plush.city]

@tooth @jabronus i disagree, they need to give their current team a 'good work' biscuit, on account of this being such good work.

[tooth@fairy.id]

@jellyfriend @jabronus yeah I'm sure they really do good work. My comment was kind of flippant, and superficial; purely based on the optics of what was posted here.- I apologize, and, I'm sure they Do important work. -- Sorry.

[illuminatus@mstdn.social]

@jabronus Every acquaintance of Count Dracula and Lestat.

[m@martinh.net]

@jabronus We Have Your Package Blood

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@jabronus is this the sequel to disney's "where is my water?"

[isocat@tiggi.es]

@jabronus Let's see. I came in the front door and put my shoes in the mudroom…put my keys on the hook…brought the groceries into the kitchen and put them away…got the ice cream out the freezer and brought it with me to the table, which means my blood should be riiiiight…

…Dammit!