I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@Netzblockierer @foone @geerlingguy @internetofshit I think it was when I decided to get one of those new fangled gmail accounts they were handing out.

Had to replace my kissmyass.com email address when they went away.

They said they wouldn't be evil and we're all one happy, united family here in the US of A. Why would I doubt anything? It's time to build the things!!!

Sorry. I'm way stupider than I thought.

[jerrej@mastodon.social]

@foone

Mine says the "Wool/Silk" program is blocked in my region because of licencing.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@foone ️ Underwear Detected

Please upload your government ID to continue

[piepants@famichiki.jp]

@nblr @foone Got one of those on my 3D printer, thanks to Bambu.

[0x520@kolektiva.social]

@foone I am sorry for our loss.

[foone@digipres.club]

@piepants @nblr heh. mine is on "local network only" mode, which seems good other than the fact it refuses to do timelapses

[piepants@famichiki.jp]

@foone @nblr yeah, mine's local only too, but my trust in network connected devices is so low it's also on a firewalled VLAN.

[whynotzoidberg@topspicy.social]

@Netzblockierer @foone @geerlingguy @internetofshit (stumbling across this thread)... From memory Samsung went out publicly (or leaked an internal memo, I don't know) stating that they had a problem that only 20% of their smart devices ever got connected by customers.

[foone@digipres.club]

@gsuberland @piepants @nblr
oh interesting. I'll have to try that

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@Blort @foone or you've been told to by your parents who quite frankly don't need anymore obstacles in the way of trying to teach their teenage kid to become responsible

[piepants@famichiki.jp]

@gsuberland @foone @nblr my P1S does timelapses on the microSD card but yeah if you’ve got a model with a USB port that should work.

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@Cadbury_Moose @foone I too use my washing machine for cooking

[pomegranatepirate@kolektiva.social]

@foone wtf maan!

[drchaos@sauropods.win]

@WhyNotZoidberg @Netzblockierer @foone @geerlingguy @internetofshit "problem"....

[nohhue@mastodon.social]

@foone "What are you doing, standard user?"

[asyetundecided@mastodon.social]

@foone Can never be too sure.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@jra @foone And let us never forget the countless young lives claimed in their prime by the merciless spin cycle. They had their whole loads ahead of them.

[pouakai@mastodon.social]

@foone
Probably need VPN to use washing machine

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@foone @Burstaholic
"can't be added"
thems fighting words
open her up.
I wanna see the comms board.
/s

[artharg@mastodon.nl]

@foone Interesting … We have a saying in Dutch about very simple jobs: “een kind kan de was doen”. Literal translation: “a child can do laundry”. I guess those days are over now.