A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur
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@benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti The look of the thing really makes me think it’s a piece of artwork, not a mechanism. Too smooth, too graceful looking. Compare to the legs on any iRobot device and they look aesthetically pleasing in comparison.
@crow @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti
i also think he really likes centaurs and satyrs
i mean, *really* likes them
zero judgment: everyone has their kink, just to be clear
but i have a good suspicion about what his porn folder looks like
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satyr satire
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@benroyce @edsullivan Modify the head so it can graze!
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@benroyce I appreciate his engineering skills, and we can not expect every engineer to have the design chops of da Vinci. At the end of the day, this iron horsy girl isn't more ludicrous than, say, Elmo's two legged storm trooper robots.
or those freaking dog things
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@benroyce I was at a conference a few weeks back where they had cute little robot dogs walking around and even those freaked me out. Not ready for this future…
about those little cute dogs...
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@benroyce I'm 100% sure it will be used for "crowd control" once the riots start.
that's what mounted polie are for, so yes, a centaur bot fits
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about those little cute dogs...
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about those little cute dogs...
@benroyce @mkoek what else did people expect?
The good thing is that robo dogs are easy to disable if you know what to do…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MUrF_G7KlM -
A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce
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...been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish...You are being rescued, give me your arm
Two legs bad, four legs good#searchandrescue #robotics #roboticsindustry
@AnnaAnthro
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@benroyce
Yes, more details: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/congratulations-you-are-being-rescued@dzwiedziu @benroyce
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Congratulations! You Are Being Rescued
Part of a series on #RogueOne A Star Wars Story (movie)Also in #Andor (TV Drama 2025 ) Season 2 (both seasons are GREAT)
Similar to the robot rescuing Will Smith in iRobot (movie) 2004 when his car is underwater
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or those freaking dog things
@benroyce That would be cool.
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@benroyce
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...been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish...You are being rescued, give me your arm
Two legs bad, four legs good#searchandrescue #robotics #roboticsindustry
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce the furry community knows what and whom to attach hehe
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@DamienWise @benroyce
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bright colors and "helping"I see what you mean, it could be worse, running into the robot dressed as a #CourtJester
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce Nightmare for sure but according to this article, it has a bunch of fail safes built in. https://www.fastcompany.com/91582982/satyress-threehalves-robot
Yikes!
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about those little cute dogs...
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about those little cute dogs...
@benroyce Sheesh. Dystopia here we come.
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