Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers ππΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈππΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈ
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
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βοΈβοΈβοΈ"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice yet another manifestation of the eternal social media ethos:
βI have nothing to say, but I must say it! I post, therefore I am!β
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice Reminds me of this lol.
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice truly the βmore of a question than a commentβ section of the internet
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice try the podcast "your stupid opinions" for more stupid opinions, including calling the grand canyon "mid".
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/
browse through if ya want a good laugh!
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!*
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@alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/
browse through if ya want a good laugh!
@fatiguedcherry omg, this is a goldmine of rage
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@alice Reminds me of this lol.
@theorangetheme lmao! That one just came up in the video I'm watching
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@alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/
browse through if ya want a good laugh!
@fatiguedcherry @alice Opened the replies just to see if somebody had linked the subreddit
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@alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/
browse through if ya want a good laugh!
@fatiguedcherry @alice Are these people real? They're just ragebaiting on various recipe sites, right? Right??
If otherwise...Yikes.
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@fatiguedcherry @alice Are these people real? They're just ragebaiting on various recipe sites, right? Right??
If otherwise...Yikes.
@jcphoenix i can't say for certain, bc i personally don't cook, but they seem serious to me
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice sounds about rightβ¦
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice this is satire but still funny.
If you are interested you can watch it https://youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?si=AgocJt7HYaOxUnJ8
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice
Unfortunately, Mastodon only allows me to leave one star on this toot. -
Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!*
βοΈβοΈ@alice There is a reddit for this xDDD
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@alice try the podcast "your stupid opinions" for more stupid opinions, including calling the grand canyon "mid".
@Haikyoneko James and Jimmy are hilarious. I think nearly every natural wonder or historical site they've done has been 'mid'ed by someone! I'm hoping they do Stonehenge.
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@alice Reminds me of this lol.
Why would they want to substitute people who are allergic? π€ͺ
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Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!*
βοΈβοΈ@alice I always follow the recipe absolutely at least the first two times, after you got it then you can begin to play. And even in that case if I change something and it turns out horrible i know it's my fault.
That looks like people giving 1-star to places that were full and could not enter cause they had no reservation or they arrived when they were about to close.
