My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay My immediate reaction was whispering "Jeesus", while exhaling forcefully.
Brutal!
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@nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay I was conflating joking with literally going to the toilet which costs money
@normjess @Natasha_Jay Also works with my interpretation, funnily enough!
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay brilliant!
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@normjess @Natasha_Jay Also works with my interpretation, funnily enough!
@nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay you could win the lottery and still not afford to take the piss on Ryan Air
its like the Gold Card where if you spend 1 million dollars you get US Citizenship. people like us need not apply
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay You cannot go wrong with a bit of Marxism, Groucho Marx that is.
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@nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay you could win the lottery and still not afford to take the piss on Ryan Air
its like the Gold Card where if you spend 1 million dollars you get US Citizenship. people like us need not apply
@normjess @nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay So many reasons not to fly Ryan Air.
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@normjess @nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay So many reasons not to fly Ryan Air.
@hans_zelf @nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay yes, I only spider Ryan Air
catch it my web, cocoon it, melt it and drink it
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay ba-doom tish
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay Ryanair once let me go on the plane with a wrong name on the boarding pass.
It was very early (6 AM or so) flight, so I wasn't very awake, and didn't notice this. Also all the 3-4 personnel checking my documents failed to notice it.
Only in the plane they started going through the documents for the second time, and then I looked at my boardin pass... I went to the crew and the situation was solved. We left like an hour late, so also the return flight was late.
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@Natasha_Jay Ryanair once let me go on the plane with a wrong name on the boarding pass.
It was very early (6 AM or so) flight, so I wasn't very awake, and didn't notice this. Also all the 3-4 personnel checking my documents failed to notice it.
Only in the plane they started going through the documents for the second time, and then I looked at my boardin pass... I went to the crew and the situation was solved. We left like an hour late, so also the return flight was late.
I consider this my biggest achievement in modern aviation. I mean, who else has made two planes of 200 passengers to be late for more than an hour. Sorry about that, this crime happened in ~2009. To my defense, it was the mistake of the personnel, not me.
For years afterwards, I also got some mark on my travel documents, because I was constantly getting "randomly" checked by security. It stops feeling random if you get checked for all the flights you ever take.
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay Wry gone awry at Ryanair.
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I consider this my biggest achievement in modern aviation. I mean, who else has made two planes of 200 passengers to be late for more than an hour. Sorry about that, this crime happened in ~2009. To my defense, it was the mistake of the personnel, not me.
For years afterwards, I also got some mark on my travel documents, because I was constantly getting "randomly" checked by security. It stops feeling random if you get checked for all the flights you ever take.
On an internal flight in Brazil there was a guy standing in the aisle two rows ahead of us. Boarding finished and he's still there. Cabin staff took turns to come up to him. An hour passed. (This was a Brazilian airline. We'd boarded 45 mins after scheduled departure) After another 30 mins, they started asking for a volunteer to deplane and take a later flight. $200 and another 30 mins and a young woman stood up.
They had issued the same seat to two passengers.
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay good one
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay that's me in about four hours at the airport. Not flying Ryanair, though.
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay I'm surprised they didn't charge you extra for "making a joke"
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On an internal flight in Brazil there was a guy standing in the aisle two rows ahead of us. Boarding finished and he's still there. Cabin staff took turns to come up to him. An hour passed. (This was a Brazilian airline. We'd boarded 45 mins after scheduled departure) After another 30 mins, they started asking for a volunteer to deplane and take a later flight. $200 and another 30 mins and a young woman stood up.
They had issued the same seat to two passengers.
This happened to me on a flight from London to Helsinki. Except the door of the plane was already closed and the crew was in a hurry to depart or they’d have to switch crew. I ended up flying in the cockpit jump seat and chatting with the pilots. Clearly, this happened before you-know-what.
@DziadekMick @piiabartos @Natasha_Jay -
This happened to me on a flight from London to Helsinki. Except the door of the plane was already closed and the crew was in a hurry to depart or they’d have to switch crew. I ended up flying in the cockpit jump seat and chatting with the pilots. Clearly, this happened before you-know-what.
@DziadekMick @piiabartos @Natasha_Jay@osma @piiabartos @Natasha_Jay
Ours was after that thing. We had six flights, all with LAN. Every one was delayed and or over-booked. The three flights from Sao Paulo all went from the same gate, always along with at least one other. Snafu always.
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay Thank you for the laugh
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
