Cloudflare just published a vibe coded blog post claiming they implemented Matrix on cloudflare workers.

[saikoujya@mastodon.social]

@JadedBlueEyes internet is dead

[famfo@frogs.lgbt]

@JadedBlueEyes a bit later in the posts it's still

> The key insight from porting Tuwunel

instead of Synapse

[legit_spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al]

@JadedBlueEyes So, in layman's terms, does this mean they claimed they did a thing but did not actually do the thing, and no one checked whether they did the thing before they published the blog claiming they did the thing?

[lunaphied@provably.online]

@JadedBlueEyes @joepie91 we've just gone back to managed databases again: overpriced, billed by metrics that aren't easy to price, and totally impossible to manage.

[jadedblueeyes@tech.lgbt]

@Legit_Spaghetti Yep. They claimed to do an extremely hard thing which is notorious for having security issues, and did not do it.

[siguza@infosec.space]

@GossiTheDog @JadedBlueEyes fucking OUCH

[walnut@shrimp.thesoftestpaws.net]

@JadedBlueEyes
They probably asked claude or chatgpt or whatever the name of the latest slop machine that's just gpt with a different initial prompt is to fix the blogpost, too.

[cjmalone@en.osm.town]

@ivan @JadedBlueEyes someone elses server

[jc0f0116@infosec.exchange]

@JadedBlueEyes Granted I don't know shit about serverless or quantum blablabla but that blog read like lorem ipsum text??? I guess if the project is underspecified and sufficiently novel Opus will just shit the bed. I think I want to write a bunch of .md files less than I want to write code which is already very little...

[spyke@mastodon.online]

@JadedBlueEyes This is literally how some of the pull requests look today at work. People vibe code; don't even look at the output; git push if the app works; ask for review/approvals; get annoyed, when you question why there are two identical files; pass your comments to the bot; push again without checking when it finishes; manager advises you to tame down your perfectionism; also asks why do you do less tickets than others.

[beejeebus@drupal.community]

@JadedBlueEyes seems like the sort of thing @davidgerard would like to read

[deliciousmile@mstdn.social]

@JadedBlueEyes sasuga Buttflare

[davidgerard@circumstances.run]

@beejeebus @JadedBlueEyes for horrified and appalled levels of "like"

so i guess that's a yes

[itswoland@mastodon.ml]

@JadedBlueEyes

Are they upload the code to public repo AS IS?

If so, we are in a deep shit.
If not, maybe they publish the open-source boilerplate, when the auth was proprietary

[cambria@hachyderm.io]

@JadedBlueEyes
It's just like that time I implemented Matrix in ActivityPub!

https://hachyderm.io/@cambria/115970344802897969

[smlx@fosstodon.org]

@JadedBlueEyes Slop like this is so disrespectful to the time of everyone who reads the blog post. Jerks who are too lazy to do their job properly and expect others to fix their careless mistakes existed before LLMs but I swear this technology is like rocket fuel for these people.

[amillefolium@kolektiva.social]

@JadedBlueEyes umm is the internet dying already? i thought we had time

[astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems]

@JadedBlueEyes >Matrix is the gold standard for decentralized, end-to-end encrypted communication.

they lost me on the first line, lol

[thetomas@social.toot9.de]

@JadedBlueEyes they lost me already with "serverless" and "post-quantum" and when I saw "cloudflare" I completly turned away

[gkrnours@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@JadedBlueEyes lol