This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice Second picture looks kind of fun. I wonder how far off the ground you could get?
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice well the second one seems to require a good balance. Did you test it yet?
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice I think volume control relates to pressure. The louder you set it, the more likely it is to jet wash your arsehole in two.
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
What exactly does the Hamburger Menu do?
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@alice Second picture looks kind of fun. I wonder how far off the ground you could get?
@catsalad from the image, it looks like about a half-meter, but that might just be marketing hype.
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@alice well the second one seems to require a good balance. Did you test it yet?
@enbypirate not yet, but I'm sure I will in the end.
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice
Your translation of the icons made me laugh!The important question is:
Can it hit your lucky spot?!? -
This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice@lgbtqia.space omg I want to try the multiplayer mode!

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What exactly does the Hamburger Menu do?
@alexadeswift opens the menu where you can log in, check your notification options, etc.
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@catsalad from the image, it looks like about a half-meter, but that might just be marketing hype.
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice I like how it can also bless the rains down in Africa
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@alice
Your translation of the icons made me laugh!The important question is:
Can it hit your lucky spot?!?@kokurya Vegas?
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@alice@lgbtqia.space omg I want to try the multiplayer mode!

@loon this is the weirdest third party Wiimote I've ever seen.
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@alice I like how it can also bless the rains down in Africa
@adriano but it does drain the battery faster.
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice You gotta wipe your hands across them all, piano style.
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@kokurya Vegas?
@alice
I don't know what you call your lucky point
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice Nothing like inserting my boobs in the bowl and giving them a spritz! v. refreshing
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice@lgbtqia.space Reminds me of the bidet controls in Japan. IIRC there was a button for when you need to clean your #1 hole and another for the #2 hole.
EDIT: oh, the image shows that the brand is Toto, so I think it is the same as the ones in Japan -
This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice Good thing you packed your trusty label-maker?