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  • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

    The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

    #php

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    #4

    @rachel
    Media talking to the experts be like
    @mothninja

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    • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

      The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

      #php

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      #5

      @rachel WOT??

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      • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

        The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

        #php

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        #6

        @rachel their chief political correspondent had never heard of anarcho-syndicalism a few years ago either.

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        • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

          The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

          https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

          #php

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          #7

          @rachel Tech correspondents right now frantically asking ChatGPT how is website made?

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          • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

            The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

            https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

            #php

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            #8

            @rachel Being Bloody Clueless.

            Imagine being called a military correspondent if your first piece to camera was “I’ve discovered these things called guns, they’re great, now listen to my opinions on wars”

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            • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

              The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

              https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

              #php

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              #9

              @rachel How about instead of “Cyber Correspondent” they try talking to “Run of the mill sysadmin”?

              While I realize we aren’t generally as photogenic, they might actually have a clue

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              • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                #php

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                #10

                @rachel I am not a programmer, I just had a couple of Word Press websites and even I know what PHP is.

                How badly is the BBC paying these days.

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                • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                  The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                  #php

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                  #11

                  @rachel 🤭😅

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                    #12

                    @Nickiquote @rachel

                    I am reminded of when a "tech journalist" (I think for the BBC, but my memory is hazy) discovered that WhatsApp groupchats have a limit of 1024 members, and rather than thinking "oh yes that's 2^10, nothing to see here", seemed genuinely puzzled why they'd picked such an arbitrary number

                    Not knowing what PHP is, is arguably worse, but...

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                    • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                      The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                      #php

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                      #13

                      @rachel
                      If your 'expert' doesn't know of the existence of something basic to their field of alleged expertise then maybe they aren't the 'expert' you pay them to be! 😳

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                      • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                        The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                        #php

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                        #14

                        @rachel

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                        • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                          The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                          https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                          #php

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                          #15

                          @rachel HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW PHP IN THAT POSITION???

                          Man we are so cooked. 😕

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                          • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                            The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                            https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                            #php

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                            #16

                            @rachel He was too busy cybering. — Vi

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                            • erik@mastodon.infrageeks.socialE erik@mastodon.infrageeks.social

                              @rachel How about instead of “Cyber Correspondent” they try talking to “Run of the mill sysadmin”?

                              While I realize we aren’t generally as photogenic, they might actually have a clue

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                              #17

                              @erik @rachel but many of us may fail to stop ourselves sighing or rolling our eyes when the presenter says something especially wrong and mad. 😉 I still resent them cutting the Click Online / Click / Digital Planet teams - many know what #php is, and I think most would know at least who to ask.

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                              • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                                The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                                https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                                #php

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                                #18

                                @rachel "Cyber Correspondent" = some BBC bigwig's son who has shown another BBC journalist a TikTok clip.

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                                • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                                  The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                                  #php

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                                  #19

                                  @rachel Please don't show this to Ed Zitron 🙂

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                                  • mjr@masto.bikeM mjr@masto.bike

                                    @erik @rachel but many of us may fail to stop ourselves sighing or rolling our eyes when the presenter says something especially wrong and mad. 😉 I still resent them cutting the Click Online / Click / Digital Planet teams - many know what #php is, and I think most would know at least who to ask.

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                                    #20

                                    @mjr @rachel Agreed. This is part of why I stopped watching TV, especially “news” as it was just enraging me on every topic that I have any experience with.

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                                    • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                                      The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                                      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                                      #php

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                                      #21

                                      @rachel lol I can't anymore 😂 "Joe Tidy" that's just gotta be made up

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                                      • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                                        The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                                        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                                        #php

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                                        #22

                                        @rachel he's probably spent most of his career as a metaverse torso?

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                                        • hllizi@hespere.deH hllizi@hespere.de

                                          @rachel he's probably spent most of his career as a metaverse torso?

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                                          #23

                                          @rachel or it's just a lie to sound relatable to the millions who heard the name for the first time. Catering to the nerds probably isn't part of his job description.

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