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  • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

    The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

    #php

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    #6

    @rachel their chief political correspondent had never heard of anarcho-syndicalism a few years ago either.

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    • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

      The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

      #php

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      #7

      @rachel Tech correspondents right now frantically asking ChatGPT how is website made?

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      • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

        The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

        #php

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        #8

        @rachel Being Bloody Clueless.

        Imagine being called a military correspondent if your first piece to camera was “I’ve discovered these things called guns, they’re great, now listen to my opinions on wars”

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        • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

          The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

          https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

          #php

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          #9

          @rachel How about instead of “Cyber Correspondent” they try talking to “Run of the mill sysadmin”?

          While I realize we aren’t generally as photogenic, they might actually have a clue

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          • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

            The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

            https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

            #php

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            #10

            @rachel I am not a programmer, I just had a couple of Word Press websites and even I know what PHP is.

            How badly is the BBC paying these days.

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            • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

              The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

              https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

              #php

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              #11

              @rachel 🤭😅

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              • pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP This user is from outside of this forum
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                #12

                @Nickiquote @rachel

                I am reminded of when a "tech journalist" (I think for the BBC, but my memory is hazy) discovered that WhatsApp groupchats have a limit of 1024 members, and rather than thinking "oh yes that's 2^10, nothing to see here", seemed genuinely puzzled why they'd picked such an arbitrary number

                Not knowing what PHP is, is arguably worse, but...

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                • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                  The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                  #php

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                  #13

                  @rachel
                  If your 'expert' doesn't know of the existence of something basic to their field of alleged expertise then maybe they aren't the 'expert' you pay them to be! 😳

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                  • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                    The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                    #php

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                    #14

                    @rachel

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                    • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                      The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                      #php

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                      #15

                      @rachel HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW PHP IN THAT POSITION???

                      Man we are so cooked. 😕

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                      • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                        The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                        #php

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                        #16

                        @rachel He was too busy cybering. — Vi

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                        • erik@mastodon.infrageeks.socialE erik@mastodon.infrageeks.social

                          @rachel How about instead of “Cyber Correspondent” they try talking to “Run of the mill sysadmin”?

                          While I realize we aren’t generally as photogenic, they might actually have a clue

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                          #17

                          @erik @rachel but many of us may fail to stop ourselves sighing or rolling our eyes when the presenter says something especially wrong and mad. 😉 I still resent them cutting the Click Online / Click / Digital Planet teams - many know what #php is, and I think most would know at least who to ask.

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                          • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                            The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                            https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                            #php

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                            #18

                            @rachel "Cyber Correspondent" = some BBC bigwig's son who has shown another BBC journalist a TikTok clip.

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                            • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                              The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                              https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                              #php

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                              #19

                              @rachel Please don't show this to Ed Zitron 🙂

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                              • mjr@masto.bikeM mjr@masto.bike

                                @erik @rachel but many of us may fail to stop ourselves sighing or rolling our eyes when the presenter says something especially wrong and mad. 😉 I still resent them cutting the Click Online / Click / Digital Planet teams - many know what #php is, and I think most would know at least who to ask.

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                                #20

                                @mjr @rachel Agreed. This is part of why I stopped watching TV, especially “news” as it was just enraging me on every topic that I have any experience with.

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                                • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                                  The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                                  #php

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                                  #21

                                  @rachel lol I can't anymore 😂 "Joe Tidy" that's just gotta be made up

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                                  • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                                    The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                                    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                                    #php

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                                    #22

                                    @rachel he's probably spent most of his career as a metaverse torso?

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                                    • hllizi@hespere.deH hllizi@hespere.de

                                      @rachel he's probably spent most of his career as a metaverse torso?

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                                      #23

                                      @rachel or it's just a lie to sound relatable to the millions who heard the name for the first time. Catering to the nerds probably isn't part of his job description.

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                                      • pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

                                        @Nickiquote @rachel

                                        I am reminded of when a "tech journalist" (I think for the BBC, but my memory is hazy) discovered that WhatsApp groupchats have a limit of 1024 members, and rather than thinking "oh yes that's 2^10, nothing to see here", seemed genuinely puzzled why they'd picked such an arbitrary number

                                        Not knowing what PHP is, is arguably worse, but...

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                                        #24

                                        @Nickiquote @rachel

                                        "We sent our Cricket Correspondent to Lord's to cover the test match but most of his reporting consisted of 'The bowlers kept changing ends every six balls, I don't understand what's happening'"

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                                        • bashstkid@mastodon.onlineB bashstkid@mastodon.online

                                          @rachel Being Bloody Clueless.

                                          Imagine being called a military correspondent if your first piece to camera was “I’ve discovered these things called guns, they’re great, now listen to my opinions on wars”

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                                          #25

                                          @BashStKid @rachel

                                          I just filed a complaint about this. I asked which of the following they'd consider acceptable for a domain expert:

                                          Economics correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know put orders on stock trades existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

                                          Weather correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know El Niños existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

                                          Sports correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know the off-side rule existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

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