The new #euro notes should feature peak european innovation.

[mehdi_benadel@mastodon.balamb.fr]

@remaster where is the USB-C on iPhones one

[remaster@mastodon.social]

@mehdi_benadel Here
https://det.social/@magezwitscher/116977139007778857

[mehdi_benadel@mastodon.balamb.fr]

@remaster Haha that's my Internet

[torsteinv@mastodon.social]

@remaster americans pettily hating on the EU

[huehnerhof2@troet.cafe]

@remaster
Perfect, now try to picture free mobile roaming on a note.

[remaster@mastodon.social]

@huehnerhof2 Yes! I have it right here
https://det.social/@magezwitscher/116977204811619281

[emaechler@masto.maechler.cloud]

@magezwitscher @remaster for what? Have you ever tried to buy something with a 100€ bill? It's 100% impossible. Most people already get a panic attack at 50€....

[sdjmchattie@hachyderm.io]

@Linza @MattMoose @ahltorp @bill88t @Elektrotier @remaster I’ve never separated a bottle cap from the bottle in all the years I’ve been alive without good reason. But every bottle I now drink from either stabs me in the face or drips some of the contents down my shirt. So yeah this was a pure lose-lose situation for me.

[pax0707@mastodon.social]

@remaster it’s annoying 101% of the time.

[rdfhrn@hessen.social]

@remaster The 5€ banknote should feature straight cucumbers.

[linza@kamu.social]

@sdjmchattie

Is that an AI profile image?

@MattMoose @ahltorp @bill88t @Elektrotier @remaster

[sdjmchattie@hachyderm.io]

@Linza it is. It’s from the early days of Image Playground on iPhone.

[flominator@genealysis.social]

@remaster Thank you, @magezwitscher
https://det.social/@magezwitscher/116977139007778857

[teratogenese@mamot.fr]

@remaster @Elektrotier
The cap doesn't stay open even if you shout at it, and that's not funny

[tschaefer@ipv6.social]

@reynir @magezwitscher @remaster

But honest! Most people still use NSA mode. (Non-Standalone)

[elexia@catcatnya.com]

@Znexhf_Svax @remaster @gruber I'm sure some European politicians would love to do that for us just to crawl up his ass more

[martinvermeer@fediscience.org]

@remaster @Elektrotier

I also found it annoying initially, but it really isn't hard to learn how to use it without spillage etc. People are lazy/irrationally conservative/both. Remembering those t-shirts with a seat belt printed on. Some folks would rather die than change.

[cloudedjudge@hachyderm.io]

@remaster the 50 euro note should have a 'this website uses cookies' banner. The 500 euro note should have a picture of the Hassan II mosque in Casablanca or the Doha skyline maybe?

[headword@lingo.lol]

@magezwitscher @remaster This is #𝙰𝙸Slop !

[sjsmac@mastodon.social]

@remaster Why don’t you edit it to correct the spelling of lose?