Things that people who don't own #cats don't understand

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

Things that people who don't own #cats don't understand

[eedly@mindly.social]

@benroyce Planning, execution.

[aadeacon@mastodon.social]

@benroyce Scanning for target, Target acquired

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@benroyce You are not wrong!

[sparrows@calamity.world]

All I can think about is Talita from #RTTS Runaway To The Stars.

[ignova@sunny.garden]

@benroyce the last thing you ever see

[apostateenglishman@mastodon.world]

@benroyce The first one means it vaguely tolerates you, and even quite likes you for about two minutes of every other Tuesday if you're lucky.

[fishercat@kolektiva.social]

@ApostateEnglishman @benroyce Unless you have treats. Or skritches.

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@ApostateEnglishman

exactly

in the first, in human terms, the narrowed eyes mean "i'm going to fuck you up"

but in cat terms it's "i am contented"

the second in human terms is super kawaii cute, so much so that deadly nightshade that can be used to widen the pupils is also known as belladonna- beautiful woman, because medieval italian women used to do that

but in cat terms it's "i am going to fuck you up"