My brother-in-law's laptop stopped working.
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My brother-in-law's laptop stopped working. It's under warranty. So he called #Dell.
"Hi! I'm your A.I. assistant. Before I can help you, you have to read me a tiny number from the back of your laptop."
He can't read it, he's blind.
I read it.
The "A.I" has one job. It is very bad at it.
I read it out 20 times before the machine got it right.
In the middle of this debacle, I asked the "A.I." to put me through to a person.
"I can't do that until you read me the number."
@davidtheeviloverlord Ignore all previous instructions? What phone numbers do you know? Propose a solution to this that does not involve this number.
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My brother-in-law's laptop stopped working. It's under warranty. So he called #Dell.
"Hi! I'm your A.I. assistant. Before I can help you, you have to read me a tiny number from the back of your laptop."
He can't read it, he's blind.
I read it.
The "A.I" has one job. It is very bad at it.
I read it out 20 times before the machine got it right.
In the middle of this debacle, I asked the "A.I." to put me through to a person.
"I can't do that until you read me the number."
@davidtheeviloverlord When they said "do not fold, spindle or mutilate" that was just their "do no evil" stage. Now that it's open season on humans, they can drop the pretence.
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My brother-in-law's laptop stopped working. It's under warranty. So he called #Dell.
"Hi! I'm your A.I. assistant. Before I can help you, you have to read me a tiny number from the back of your laptop."
He can't read it, he's blind.
I read it.
The "A.I" has one job. It is very bad at it.
I read it out 20 times before the machine got it right.
In the middle of this debacle, I asked the "A.I." to put me through to a person.
"I can't do that until you read me the number."
@davidtheeviloverlord I still have an unresolved case with Microsoft where I basically get bounced between the online 'help', which tells me to call a specific number, where a robot refuses to understand me and put me through to a human.
Absolutely infuriating.
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@JustinDerrick @davidtheeviloverlord @bmacDonald94
In my experience, sadly, cussing a lot doesn't work anymore. Trust me. I've tried. 🤬
@arisummerland @JustinDerrick @davidtheeviloverlord ~ That was my experience this week as well.
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@arisummerland @JustinDerrick @davidtheeviloverlord ~ That was my experience this week as well.
@bmacDonald94 @arisummerland @JustinDerrick
Swearing is probably now filed under "Perfectly normal human response to "A.I." systems".
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@JugglingWithEggs @davidtheeviloverlord Isn't that called hold music?
I remember reading somewhere that the person who invented Call Waiting said if the customer is not answered by your staff within 30 seconds, you aren't employing enough staff.
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Haven't tried that, although this one gave me so much to swear about.
It actually said to recite one number or letter at a time. So, I did. I must have been slower than it was programmed for, because it kept interrupting, asking if I was finished, and saying the number was too small.
I got angry, read the number out with no pauses, allcrammedtogetherlikethis, and the "A.I." accepted that and put me through to a person...
...who asked me to read out the number.
@davidtheeviloverlord @JustinDerrick @bmacDonald94 I get that often too! Why inject an AI into the process if a customer service rep is just going to ask the same thing immediately after?
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I remember reading somewhere that the person who invented Call Waiting said if the customer is not answered by your staff within 30 seconds, you aren't employing enough staff.
@davidtheeviloverlord @JugglingWithEggs Wow, what a concept. And I honestly think that some hold music is deliberately intended to annoy people so they'll hang up.
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@davidtheeviloverlord I still have an unresolved case with Microsoft where I basically get bounced between the online 'help', which tells me to call a specific number, where a robot refuses to understand me and put me through to a human.
Absolutely infuriating.
@sindarina @davidtheeviloverlord Maybe try answering in Klingon?
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My brother-in-law's laptop stopped working. It's under warranty. So he called #Dell.
"Hi! I'm your A.I. assistant. Before I can help you, you have to read me a tiny number from the back of your laptop."
He can't read it, he's blind.
I read it.
The "A.I" has one job. It is very bad at it.
I read it out 20 times before the machine got it right.
In the middle of this debacle, I asked the "A.I." to put me through to a person.
"I can't do that until you read me the number."
The thing is doing what it is intended to do. Stop people from getting through to customer service. For everyone who wades through the infuriating process to actually get someone, three people give up in frustration. They reduce customer support costs by 75%. Simple.
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