This in The Onion was six months ago ...

[ottominati@mstdn.ca]

@Natasha_Jay Oh my, I wonder if pete even understands satire. Since it doesn't seem to, maybe the onion could do some retirement speeches or letters.

[evelynoctavia@c.im]

@Natasha_Jay them be like: i swear it's just a coincidence!

[havvyhh2@mas.to]

@Natasha_Jay ....and now, MAGA wants a new holiday season event to share their joy.....

[vruz@mstdn.social]

@Natasha_Jay They may be joking about firing squads. They would be unwise to assume people who talk about guillotines are joking.

[wallacewords@mastodon.sdf.org]

@Natasha_Jay *insert gif of capt picard slowly shaking his head*

[oliparch@framapiaf.org]

@Natasha_Jay
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