In a nutshell

[farbenstau@infosec.exchange]

@musevg @codieplusplus @stux [hair catches fire]

[rbuzz@ioc.exchange]

@stux

You forgot "Have the Park Service arrest people for vandalism and then blame them for causing the problems."

[punissuer@universeodon.com]

@stux "Super Scum Event" sounds like an apt description of this administration

[punissuer@universeodon.com]

@rjblaskiewicz @trebach @stux I wouldn't put shooting you on sight past them...

[megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social]

@stux Our Algal Bloom thanks the president for this great bounty!

[punissuer@universeodon.com]

@stux 1. Throttle domestic economy through tariffs and inflation.
2. Reduce global oil supply by having Iran close the straight of Hormuz.
3. Sequester CO2 from the atmosphere by growing huge amounts of algae in the Reflecting Pool.

Contrary to his "Drill, Baby, drill" announcements, Trump is the politician who most consistently fights the human-caused climate catastrophe

[rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social]

@trebach @stux That's really what I was wondering. Like if I jumped in or something, would they treat me like a goddamned terrorist? Or if my dog jumped in, like a terrierist?

[rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social]

@trebach @stux I mean, I would win just by pointing out that they are guarding a puddle instead of being with their families.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@stux It's an even better one now as we see explicitly that the police are there to protect the swamp.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@wannabemystiker @stux Same guy to fix the gopher problem in the front lawn.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@punissuer @rjblaskiewicz @trebach @stux Kneel on your back while your face is in the pool.

"Oh, oops. Guess I'm going on vacation. Maybe have to move again."

[andymoose@fedi.aiga.rocks]

@stux @OrdRadical I saw somewhere that trumps cavalcade also drove over the still wet sealant while the pool was drained - that can’t have helped matters. https://guessingheadlights.com/trump-drives-his-motorcade-across-a-freshly-painted-american-flag-blue-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool/

[jeridansky@sfba.social]

@stux Possible source: https://www.facebook.com/FightforaUnion/posts/step-1-remove-filters-in-reflecting-pool-because-obama-put-them-instep-2-give-yo/1475006611338399/

(I don't know if anyone else posted this earlier.)

[worldtravelerall7@mastodon.world]

@stux

#ReflectingPool

#WT7

[freedomisntfree@mastodon.social]

@stux meanwhile the homeless starve and people die of treatable conditions because they have no healthcare

[zl2tod@mastodon.online]

@stux

Under no circumstances allow the National Guard to wear dress uniforms because that would make the pool look worse.

[cassidy@woof.group]

@stux Step 6: arrest anyone getting near enough to the pool to just inspect the paint like any normal people do when paint peels: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8d26051vv2o

[noorvee@zirk.us]

@stux he put national guard there to prevent people from taking pictures?

Imma predict that hes gonna have it drained again, and redone again...for another 20 mil...

Also for a "drain the swamp" chanter he sure made a swamp really fast... and if my prediction comes true. It will be the only swamp he drained..

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@stux https://www.brianwonderful.com/comics/time-to-reflect

[nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social]

@freedomisntfree @stux Yes, but you have to understand priorities. Several rich white men are raking it in right now and isn't that worth a few million deaths? Anyway, healthcare is socialism, which apparently is communism because it just is that's why. And, well, we like authoritarian regimes here, but only very a specific type of dictatorship that promises to hurt and kill a lot of innocent people with darker skin colors. (Nevermind they also get light skinned people.)

We're smart, see?