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  • staringatclouds@mstdn.socialS staringatclouds@mstdn.social

    @urlyman I think we should limit politicians to 1 lettuce tenure from now on

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    wrote sidst redigeret af
    #45

    @staringatclouds I favour sortition over a cooler-box-constitution

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    • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

      @staringatclouds I favour sortition over a cooler-box-constitution

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      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #46

      @urlyman We can keep the lettuce in the cooler, brilliant!

      Seconded

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      • 16bit@chaos.social1 16bit@chaos.social

        @urlyman So, good News for the Farmer….

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        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #47

        @16bit if they have a margin after the supermarkets have gouged them, I guess

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        • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

          UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

          Keir Starmer
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

          Rishi Sunak
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬

          Liz Truss
          🥬

          Boris Johnson
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬

          Theresa May
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬

          David Cameron
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

          Gordon Brown
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬

          Tony Blair
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

          John Major
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
          🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

          rokabe@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #48

          @urlyman so glad I discovered this 'little gem' of a post

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          • rokabe@mastodon.socialR rokabe@mastodon.social

            @urlyman so glad I discovered this 'little gem' of a post

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            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #49

            @rokabe thank you. Happy to ship fresh produce, and welcome all leafy puns

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            • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

              @SadKitten probs prefers fish

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              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #50

              @urlyman with a side of mice

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              • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                @WuMargaret easily done, and advisable. Sorry to unfurl painful memories

                @kotaro

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                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #51
                @urlyman @kotaro It’s all good. I am American. Painful political memories/day-to-day is the air I breathe. 😉
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                • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                  …Returns to remind you of the fine googly-eyed lettuce-work from Led By Donkeys https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrlx5yxr60o

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                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #52

                  @urlyman think Ms Truss has been unduly demonised as plenty of evidence to show it was already crashing, and a cynical person may suggest a lot of the rhetoric came from Mr Sunak's camp because he was not happy at loosing. Not saying she did right or was blameless because that's incorrect but trying to trigger growth, the economy and provide tax cuts for those most needing it was a very good thing. The current lot of GDP chasers, and the Tories before them, have done the polar opposite and generated nothing from it.

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                  • thebratdragon@mastodon.scotT thebratdragon@mastodon.scot

                    @urlyman

                    In fact Larry and Lettuce in coalition.

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                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #53

                    @Thebratdragon @urlyman and a mouse (it’d make crossing the floor an interesting exercise)

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                    • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                      UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

                      Keir Starmer
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                      Rishi Sunak
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬

                      Liz Truss
                      🥬

                      Boris Johnson
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬

                      Theresa May
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬

                      David Cameron
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                      Gordon Brown
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬

                      Tony Blair
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                      John Major
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

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                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #54

                      @weirdunits

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                      • E ef@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                        @urlyman think Ms Truss has been unduly demonised as plenty of evidence to show it was already crashing, and a cynical person may suggest a lot of the rhetoric came from Mr Sunak's camp because he was not happy at loosing. Not saying she did right or was blameless because that's incorrect but trying to trigger growth, the economy and provide tax cuts for those most needing it was a very good thing. The current lot of GDP chasers, and the Tories before them, have done the polar opposite and generated nothing from it.

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                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #55

                        @EF we’ll agree to differ. If I could I’d probably have someone like James Meadway reply

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                        • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                          …I apologise for the lettuce shouting that the above post inflicts upon users of screen readers.

                          Here is a less shouty version with just the number of lettuces for each PM. 1 lettuce represents roughly 7 weeks of tenure.

                          Keir Starmer: 15
                          Rishi Sunak: 13
                          Liz Truss: 1
                          Boris Johnson: 23
                          Theresa May: 23
                          David Cameron: 46
                          Gordon Brown: 21
                          Tony Blair: 76
                          John Major: 48

                          9 Prime Ministers, 266 lettuces and almost 36 years later the UK is still on course for an Iceberg 🤪

                          https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/116747658730469820

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                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                          #56

                          @urlyman you sir, are brilliant 🤌

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                          • falcennial@mastodon.socialF falcennial@mastodon.social

                            @urlyman you sir, are brilliant 🤌

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                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #57

                            @falcennial 😊🙏

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                            • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                              @EF we’ll agree to differ. If I could I’d probably have someone like James Meadway reply

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                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #58

                              @urlyman @EF he should know that the day before the budget in question was published the Bank of England announced that they were about to start quantitative tightening…..

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                              • happypete@mstdn.socialH happypete@mstdn.social

                                @urlyman @EF he should know that the day before the budget in question was published the Bank of England announced that they were about to start quantitative tightening…..

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                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #59

                                @happypete pretty sure James acknowledges the BoE fkery. But also that he would tear the Tufton Street crowd a new one while integrating climate strategising

                                @EF

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                                • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                                  UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

                                  Keir Starmer
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                                  Rishi Sunak
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬

                                  Liz Truss
                                  🥬

                                  Boris Johnson
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬

                                  Theresa May
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬

                                  David Cameron
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                                  Gordon Brown
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬

                                  Tony Blair
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
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                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                                  John Major
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                  🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

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                                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                                  #60

                                  @urlyman what’s that in Scaramuccis, for those of us across the pond?

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                                  • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                                    UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

                                    Keir Starmer
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                                    Rishi Sunak
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬

                                    Liz Truss
                                    🥬

                                    Boris Johnson
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬

                                    Theresa May
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬

                                    David Cameron
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                                    Gordon Brown
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬

                                    Tony Blair
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                                    John Major
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

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                                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                                    #61

                                    @urlyman QUEEN TRUSS!

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                                    • forty2@oldbytes.spaceF forty2@oldbytes.space

                                      @urlyman what’s that in Scaramuccis, for those of us across the pond?

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                                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                                      #62

                                      @forty2 I believe the Truss:Scaramucci exchange rate is 4.9:1… roughly 🥬 🥬🥬🥬🥬:🍕

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                                      • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

                                        @urlyman QUEEN TRUSS!

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                                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                                        #63

                                        @blogdiva Liz III!

                                        Opening up…
                                        and then crashing
                                        pork markets

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                                        • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                                          @EF we’ll agree to differ. If I could I’d probably have someone like James Meadway reply

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                                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                                          #64

                                          @urlyman not waving a Liz Truss flag by any means but a lot of what they announced was beneficial to me and a breath of fresh air (apart from the unfunded part although magically this government can fund £32B for a magic carbon capture folly).

                                          The problem I have is more of the same is not good for the people of this country. Endless cuts and more direct and stealth taxing. Excuses to fund private companies. Chasing endless growth rather than focusing on the wellbeing of the populous and the betterment of the world, their raison d'être.

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