This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.
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swans are dicks
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@markarayner I laugh at geese and turkeys. I fear swans.
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@markarayner Its always good to know the pecking order.
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@markarayner either that or they’re about to drop an absolute banger of an album.
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@markarayner Oh, thought, "I didn't know geese could use a selfie stick". Then something bad happens.
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@markarayner their dog mask is not fooling me again!
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@markarayner It means business!
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That’s how lasting childhood memories are made.

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YIKES!
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@markarayner Trump family maulers?
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Sie haben mich ins Gesicht gefilmt!
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@markarayner Broken limbs. All yours.
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Sie haben mich ins Gesicht gefilmt!
@Korallenherz gefülmt*!!!!!
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@markarayner I smell bread...and fear.
