This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.

[aoai@mastodon.online]

@markarayner Oh, thought, "I didn't know geese could use a selfie stick". Then something bad happens.

[timitii@mementomori.social]

@markarayner their dog mask is not fooling me again!

[inyan@kusaionara.tombies.eu]

@markarayner

[phillycodehound@indieweb.social]

@markarayner It means business!

[sherifflonestar@mastodon.social]

@markarayner

[riaresists@mastodon.social]

@chessert @RegGuy @markarayner

[ordradical@beige.party]

@markarayner
"You picked the wrong beach, mate."

[justbeep@social.tchncs.de]

@markarayner
YIKES!

[fredrickgrott@mastodon.social]

@markarayner Trump family maulers?

[enema_cowboy@dotnet.social]

@markarayner
Yes, but with Canada Geese.

[korallenherz@korallenherz.masto.host]

Sie haben mich ins Gesicht gefilmt!

https://mas.to/@markarayner/116748944950518846

[nini@oldbytes.space]

@markarayner Broken limbs. All yours.

[ritawerner@mastodon.social]

@Korallenherz gefülmt*!!!!!

[markarayner@mas.to]

@DenOfEarth

[bentlion@mastodon.social]

@markarayner I smell bread...and fear.

[djhvii@mastodon.social]

@markarayner True,swans are murderous creatures...

[cstamp@mastodon.social]

@markarayner I really love this.

It keeps appearing in my feed, so, obviously, many others do as well. I smile every time.

[zynaesthesie@mastodon.social]

@markarayner “This swan’s on you, mate!”

[knowuh@mastodon.social]

@markarayner the Alt Text is understated.

[florapis@toot.wales]

@markarayner I have never seen a swan on an actual beach