@tylerlwsmith if you expect nothing, I promise to not disappoint.

@b0rk Special shout out to the official web address, since it's got hyperlinks on all the options:

https://download.samba.org/pub/rsync/rsync.1

@b0rk It leads with examples from most common to least common, and sorts its many options following similar logic.

It's basically ...

1. WTF am I looking at. (--verbose et al)
2. Sensible defaults (--archive)
3. How do I change one thing (--no-OPTION)
4. Filepath stuff
5. Link stuff
6. Permission stuff
7. File metadata stuff
8. Config stuff
9. Filter stuff
10. Shit one person needed once
11. --human-readable
12. please don't run forever
13. --version, --help

@b0rk it's `rsync` and it's not even close.