But how do I become clam?
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But how do I become clam?
@sus This does seem problematic. Everything turns to crab, but I've never heard of anything turning to clam.
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But how do I become clam?
we share 50-70% of our DNA with clams
you are already mostly essence of clam
manifest your inner clam
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@idlestate @sus everything eventually goes sideways.
️@emma @idlestate @sus Now I can't stop singing the Smothers Brothers' "Crabs Walk Sideways," for which I thank you dearly because it was a song my beloved (and departed) mom sang to me as a child.
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But how do I become clam?
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Step 1: Do not have an emergency while not clam.
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Step one, get in the water
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But how do I become clam?
"immediately shut your shell, which triggers the alarm"
The water quality monitoring clams in Warsaw, Poland.
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@sus Shut up while irritated by something small and grow a pearl?
@howtophil If this worked, I'd be spitting out pearls at the speed of a machine gun.
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@sus Step one, get in the water
@farah Honestly that is probably the emergency that is happening on a boat so i cannot disagree
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But how do I become clam?
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@emma @idlestate @sus Now I can't stop singing the Smothers Brothers' "Crabs Walk Sideways," for which I thank you dearly because it was a song my beloved (and departed) mom sang to me as a child.
@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus ah another CBS show cancelled to appease a violent goon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAY7MwJ2aM
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@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus ah another CBS show cancelled to appease a violent goon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAY7MwJ2aM
@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus and you can tell why Nixon and the South were losing their shit about their show.
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@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus ah another CBS show cancelled to appease a violent goon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAY7MwJ2aM
@emma @idlestate @sus My mom first taught me the "Sally & Herman" song a day or two after she back-handed my aunt across the mouth for responding to my inquiry about the name for a Brazil nut as "N-word toe"
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Just remember, if there's an otter or yinglet nearby, that just gets you into a different predicament.
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we share 50-70% of our DNA with clams
you are already mostly essence of clam
manifest your inner clam
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Then whatever happens, you'll be happy as a clam!
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Ivar's seafood restaurants in Seattle have the motto "Keep Clam" (and other o-fish-ally bad puns)
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But how do I become clam?
@sus clam up.
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