But how do I become clam?

[melissabeartrix@gives.hugz.online]

@sus

Joints

Hugz & xXx

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@sus Step 1: Do not have an emergency while not clam.

[farah@beige.party]

@sus Step one, get in the water

[isol@mastodon.au]

@sus

"immediately shut your shell, which triggers the alarm"

The water quality monitoring clams in Warsaw, Poland.

[solitha@mastodon.social]

@howtophil If this worked, I'd be spitting out pearls at the speed of a machine gun.

@sus

[sus@timeloop.cafe]

@farah Honestly that is probably the emergency that is happening on a boat so i cannot disagree

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@sus @benroyce

First: you need to go back into your shell, after you have exuded your bones to make that shell

[emma@orbital.horse]

@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus ah another CBS show cancelled to appease a violent goon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAY7MwJ2aM

[emma@orbital.horse]

@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus and you can tell why Nixon and the South were losing their shit about their show.

[drsaucy@sfba.social]

@emma @idlestate @sus My mom first taught me the "Sally & Herman" song a day or two after she back-handed my aunt across the mouth for responding to my inquiry about the name for a Brazil nut as "N-word toe"

[mhera@yiff.life]

@sus Just remember, if there's an otter or yinglet nearby, that just gets you into a different predicament.

[wtrmt@mastodon.social]

@benroyce @sus Essence of Clam is my new band

[ruchirasdatta@mathstodon.xyz]

@sus Then whatever happens, you'll be happy as a clam!

[peterludemann@mathstodon.xyz]

@sus Ivar's seafood restaurants in Seattle have the motto "Keep Clam" (and other o-fish-ally bad puns)

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@sus clam up.