Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev This tells little about Softbank and a lot about the investors ha
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@secretasianman goose not valued
@dev Goose not valued
🪿Goose value 71!!!
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@dev Look at how proud that goosey looks!
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev
I-Is this Marxist theory of value wrongly applied and enhanced with AI?Can this get more cursed?
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@jonny@neuromatch.social @nev@status.nevillepark.ca @dev@discuss.systems are they... are they just now discovering the idea of "labor creates the value" but through GooseSlop?...
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@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @regehr@mastodon.social @dan@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems and yet... goose not valued : (
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev Aww, I value you, goose. :3
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@secretasianman they read the story of the golden goose, and were like, “ah I get the moral of the story, it is bad they didn’t have market speculation on the value of the goose “
@dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl all my goose. unvalued : (
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev wut
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@ricci@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl we crack that baby open, and finally, an infinite supply of something! this is the most rational market ever!
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev@discuss.systems SoftBank keeps coming up with bangers
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@ricci@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl we crack that baby open, and finally, an infinite supply of something! this is the most rational market ever!
@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmani hope there was a slide on hedging that talked about not putting all your eggs in one [investor money thing]
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There's an Isaac Asimov story about this.
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There's an Isaac Asimov story about this.
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev The whole pdf thing is a feverdream.
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@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmani hope there was a slide on hedging that talked about not putting all your eggs in one [investor money thing]
@lina @aud @dev @secretasianman don't put all your eggs in one goose
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@lina @aud @dev @secretasianman don't put all your eggs in one goose
@ricci@discuss.systems @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl and don't goose the basket what holds the eggs
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@ricci@discuss.systems @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl and don't goose the basket what holds the eggs
@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmanan egg saved is an egg for later
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@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmanan egg saved is an egg for later
@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl bit of an egg pincher, that one.
