Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@dev Aww, I value you, goose. :3 ️🪿

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl all my goose. unvalued : (

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@dev @jonny goose value: 0? No! Goose value: 71!

[softicecreamlesley@famichiki.jp]

@dev wut

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@ricci@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl we crack that baby open, and finally, an infinite supply of something! this is the most rational market ever!

[kbruen@procial.tchncs.de]

@dev@discuss.systems SoftBank keeps coming up with bangers

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

i hope there was a slide on hedging that talked about not putting all your eggs in one [investor money thing]

[celesteh@hachyderm.io]

@ireneista @dev

There's an Isaac Asimov story about this.

[ireneista@adhd.irenes.space]

@celesteh @dev yeah, we've definitely been influenced by that

[tizen@meow.social]

@dev The whole pdf thing is a feverdream.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@lina @aud @dev @secretasianman don't put all your eggs in one goose

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@ricci@discuss.systems @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl and don't goose the basket what holds the eggs

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

an egg saved is an egg for later

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl bit of an egg pincher, that one.

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

me walking into the kitchen and seeing my partner making an omelette: "NOOOO MY ASSETS!"

[dsp@social.sdf.org]

@dev YES! As an owner of small company myself, i have been trying to talk to my shareholders about this terrible mistake. Goose was not valued (was nil) because she was written in a language without algebraic data types. While if Goose was written in Rust as it should, it would be Option<T>. That's why we moved to Ferrogoose and we are back on Q3 honking deliverables.

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl more like EGGSETS

cause theyr'e... anyway, sorry you're broke now

something something I ate the eggs that were in your icetirement account. Forgive me, they were so cold and valued, etc, etc...

[celesteh@hachyderm.io]

@dev its interesting to see the robotics bubble also get acknowledged. Those humanoid robots in the illustration have no use case. Roboticists fear the next AI winter will also be a robotics winter. Non-humanoid robots are actually useful, so maybe they'll escape it.

[damonwakes@mastodon.sdf.org]

@dev Why do I read "Goose was not valued" in exactly the same voice as "All my apes gone"?

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

when companies are no longer producing value but not yet insolvent, it's time to hardboil