Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@ricci
@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev
Egg count: illustrative representation of shareholder value

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@jonny @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev why are we doing LoC and cookies and trumpets when the real indication of shareholder value was sitting right under a goose's ass this whole time

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@dan @ricci @regehr @dev I don't know but I can only hope they also cite the Chicken paper.

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@dan @ricci @regehr @dev leading to the classic problem of in which order to list the citations. Which comes first, the Chicken, or the Egg?

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@SnoopJ @dan @regehr @dev if you pick the wrong order the snake is venomous

[dev@discuss.systems]

@ricci @SnoopJ @dan @regehr https://youtu.be/sFv97ICWP0A

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@ricci @jonny @SnoopJ @dan @dev smeared with a bit of goose shit, obv

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@dev @ricci @SnoopJ @dan omg I had forgotten about this

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@ricci
@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev
So, given how we are looking for a rebrand, what can we do with Value Goose and Egg Pipelining and Factory Surgery

[zdl@gamerplus.org]

@dev Someone read the tale of the goose who laid the golden eggs and missed the point entirely, I see.

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@dev

What the Hell did I just read?

[bearbob@hachyderm.io]

@regehr @dan @dev this will bring me through the day

[bcasiello@floss.social]

@srxl @dev https://xkcd.com/3260/

[enobacon@urbanists.social]

@mcc @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the actual value comes from belief that the eggs are golden. The Golden Egg factory was inside us all along.

[argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org]

@dev

Heh. They visualized the golden goose.

[lexyeen@plush.city]

@dev instructions unclear, feathers and viscera are everywhere and i don't have any golden eggs at all

[dunhamsteve@mathstodon.xyz]

@dev I've seen what geese create and learned to watch where I am stepping.

[n0toose@chaos.social]

@dev since the presentation of Softbank for the next 300 years they keep cooking

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev some of these are footnotes, not citations! “assuming 1T JPY per egg” is original research …

This IS the best slide deck of all time

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@RyeNCode @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev 000: GOOSE_EGGS