This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help!
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@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w "why the fuck does my install keep getting popped? this school doesn't have IT!"
It never occurred to me that someone else in the school was a nerd like me.
I still don't know who was doing it to this day. We were nuking each others' installs and trying to hide them.
I forgot about this all until this thread and it's like someone just opened up a door to the 90s and jerked off into my brain.
@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w Also me: "why can't I get hired?"
*looks at this post*
And I'll fuckin' do it again.
I love what I do and I've been doing it since I was a child.
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@cyberquixote @cR0w @NosirrahSec
hah!
NetBus ~1998
BackOrifice ~1998The school library was a battleground between myself using BackOrifice and another nerd using Netbus to remotely install and manage our respective distributed.net clients...
lol computer crimes
@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w @NosirrahSec crack & l0phtcrack
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@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w "why the fuck does my install keep getting popped? this school doesn't have IT!"
It never occurred to me that someone else in the school was a nerd like me.
I still don't know who was doing it to this day. We were nuking each others' installs and trying to hide them.
I forgot about this all until this thread and it's like someone just opened up a door to the 90s and jerked off into my brain.
@NosirrahSec @cyberquixote @cR0w
I was deep in the backorifice rabbit hole once we got a cable modem. I had a PC with a S3 video card with a composite video out. I hooked it up to a VCR and a 6 hour tape on SLP, and started a scan of 24.0.0.0/8 (early comcast IPs)
I then got the tape in the morning and fast forwarded until there was a port open on 31337, cataloged it, then kept fast-forwarding...
this was way before I started using BSD rather than DOS/Windows3.1(1)
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@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w @NosirrahSec crack & l0phtcrack
@cyanautik @kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w don't forget to take your ibuprofen and check your blood pressure.
We olds.
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@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w Also me: "why can't I get hired?"
*looks at this post*
And I'll fuckin' do it again.
I love what I do and I've been doing it since I was a child.
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@NosirrahSec @cyberquixote @cR0w
I was deep in the backorifice rabbit hole once we got a cable modem. I had a PC with a S3 video card with a composite video out. I hooked it up to a VCR and a 6 hour tape on SLP, and started a scan of 24.0.0.0/8 (early comcast IPs)
I then got the tape in the morning and fast forwarded until there was a port open on 31337, cataloged it, then kept fast-forwarding...
this was way before I started using BSD rather than DOS/Windows3.1(1)
@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w Holy shit that's actually kinda fucking ingenious.
I would never had thought of that as a kid. I did things very caveman-ish. I didn't learn the automation mindset until my early 20s when I got obsessed with "can I optimize this process" in EVERYTHING. Warehouse work, construction, meat cutting, sales; I was obsessed with automation/efficiency lol
I would have just sat there watching the scan like an absolute shitshow of a goblin lol
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@unlofl Chrome store banned the toolbar addons IIRC
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This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with:
ASK the butthole for help!@kajer I had just forgotten how annoying it was that everything wanted you to install a toolbar and that people kept actually doing it, resulting in what basically was a virus...
I still haven't forgotten Bonsai Buddy.
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