This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help!

[kajer@infosec.exchange]

@Netraven @cR0w one of the few that remember he had a name.

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w "why the fuck does my install keep getting popped? this school doesn't have IT!"

It never occurred to me that someone else in the school was a nerd like me.

I still don't know who was doing it to this day. We were nuking each others' installs and trying to hide them.

I forgot about this all until this thread and it's like someone just opened up a door to the 90s and jerked off into my brain.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@kajer @cR0w I remember his power tool videos on pornhub.

[cyberquixote@infosec.exchange]

@NosirrahSec @kajer @cR0w i just helped my friends install halo on the college lab machines

[kajer@infosec.exchange]

@Netraven @cR0w

[kajer@infosec.exchange]

@Netraven @cR0w at some point I found the original usenet post archive...

the aristocrats!

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@kajer @cR0w this surely won't stir anything dark in the fediverse.

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w Also me: "why can't I get hired?"

*looks at this post*

And I'll fuckin' do it again.

I love what I do and I've been doing it since I was a child.

[cyanautik@infosec.exchange]

@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w @NosirrahSec crack & l0phtcrack

[kajer@infosec.exchange]

@NosirrahSec @cyberquixote @cR0w

I was deep in the backorifice rabbit hole once we got a cable modem. I had a PC with a S3 video card with a composite video out. I hooked it up to a VCR and a 6 hour tape on SLP, and started a scan of 24.0.0.0/8 (early comcast IPs)

I then got the tape in the morning and fast forwarded until there was a port open on 31337, cataloged it, then kept fast-forwarding...

this was way before I started using BSD rather than DOS/Windows3.1(1)

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@cyanautik @kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w don't forget to take your ibuprofen and check your blood pressure.

We olds.

[kajer@infosec.exchange]

@NosirrahSec @cyberquixote @cR0w

[kajer@infosec.exchange]

@Netraven @cR0w 31-October will soon be upon us

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w Holy shit that's actually kinda fucking ingenious.

I would never had thought of that as a kid. I did things very caveman-ish. I didn't learn the automation mindset until my early 20s when I got obsessed with "can I optimize this process" in EVERYTHING. Warehouse work, construction, meat cutting, sales; I was obsessed with automation/efficiency lol

I would have just sat there watching the scan like an absolute shitshow of a goblin lol

[atax1a@infosec.exchange]

@kajer @unlofl ironic because in the ie6 era google toolbar had the best popup blocker

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@kajer I had just forgotten how annoying it was that everything wanted you to install a toolbar and that people kept actually doing it, resulting in what basically was a virus...

I still haven't forgotten Bonsai Buddy.