This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice I used a bidet in a random burger place that had "Stop button doesn't work. Flush to stop." written in english above the controls. It makes me wonder what happened before they printed that label.
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@1000millimeter the boob wash is for everyone with a butt, and the water park is for vagina-owners.
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@benroyce @Sassinake @alice Euh, I am going to regret asking this but, euh, what’s a Dutch poop shelf?
@sandorspruit @Sassinake @alice
people would want to look at their poop for health reasons. so you poop on a shelf in the bowl for inspection
it's fading away, it's mostly historical and a curiousity nowadays in old houses. new builds in the netherlands don't have it. and it's not unique to the netherlands
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice the third one looks like a fountain riding function, the next one a road (in case you want to go for a drive) and the last is for when you want to see a ghost.
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice we added a label after a friend spent several minutes trying to turn off the water park ride
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice what happens you page the dude on the right? Or is that the button for buttplug installation?
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@cynthiarose I read your reply, and for a brief moment was like "mine was a joke. That has to be a joke...right? Do half of men really wipe that hard with cheap toilet paper?"
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@sandorspruit @Sassinake @alice
people would want to look at their poop for health reasons. so you poop on a shelf in the bowl for inspection
it's fading away, it's mostly historical and a curiousity nowadays in old houses. new builds in the netherlands don't have it. and it's not unique to the netherlands
@benroyce @sandorspruit @alice
(why did I have to put my 2c in?)
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@cynthiarose I read your reply, and for a brief moment was like "mine was a joke. That has to be a joke...right? Do half of men really wipe that hard with cheap toilet paper?"
️️ (I can be dense sometimes)@alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
real men give themselves anal fissures!
show the poop who is boss!
if you're not wiping with sandpaper quality toilet paper you're WEAK!
(/s)
🥴
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@sandorspruit @Sassinake @alice
people would want to look at their poop for health reasons. so you poop on a shelf in the bowl for inspection
it's fading away, it's mostly historical and a curiousity nowadays in old houses. new builds in the netherlands don't have it. and it's not unique to the netherlands
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@alice we added a label after a friend spent several minutes trying to turn off the water park ride
@th Wild Waves ain't got nothin' on this ride.
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@alice @benroyce @Sassinake Ooh, I see. Nice idea right, inspect the goods before you flush them.
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@alice what happens you page the dude on the right? Or is that the button for buttplug installation?
@Iwillyeah I think it's like the player indicator on a Wiimote.
You know, for party games
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@alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
real men give themselves anal fissures!
show the poop who is boss!
if you're not wiping with sandpaper quality toilet paper you're WEAK!
(/s)
🥴
But the alternative is worse:
Where guys talk themselves into thinking touching anywhere 'around there' is 'gay', so they don't wipe - or wash - their asses.
like... AT ALL.
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@benroyce @sandorspruit @alice
(why did I have to put my 2c in?)
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@alice @benroyce @Sassinake Ooh, I see. Nice idea right, inspect the goods before you flush them.
@sandorspruit @alice @benroyce
I mean... feces are a good indicator for health...
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@benroyce @sandorspruit @alice
(why did I have to put my 2c in?)
@Sassinake sometimes you're aiming for an innocent question, and you just end up stepping in it.
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@alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
real men give themselves anal fissures!
show the poop who is boss!
if you're not wiping with sandpaper quality toilet paper you're WEAK!
(/s)
🥴
@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
I use steel wool.
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@benroyce bidets are great, but if you don't have one, I recommend that fancy toilet paper that turns red when you've wiped enough.
@alice @benroyce @Sassinake I am in Canada right now and can report every toilet in my sister's house has a bidet feature (Tushy brand).
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But the alternative is worse:
Where guys talk themselves into thinking touching anywhere 'around there' is 'gay', so they don't wipe - or wash - their asses.
like... AT ALL.
@Sassinake @alice @cynthiarose
just MAGA toilet habits
