This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
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@alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
real men give themselves anal fissures!
show the poop who is boss!
if you're not wiping with sandpaper quality toilet paper you're WEAK!
(/s)
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But the alternative is worse:
Where guys talk themselves into thinking touching anywhere 'around there' is 'gay', so they don't wipe - or wash - their asses.
like... AT ALL.
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@benroyce @sandorspruit @alice
(why did I have to put my 2c in?)
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@alice @benroyce @Sassinake Ooh, I see. Nice idea right, inspect the goods before you flush them.
@sandorspruit @alice @benroyce
I mean... feces are a good indicator for health...
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@benroyce @sandorspruit @alice
(why did I have to put my 2c in?)
@Sassinake sometimes you're aiming for an innocent question, and you just end up stepping in it.
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@alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
real men give themselves anal fissures!
show the poop who is boss!
if you're not wiping with sandpaper quality toilet paper you're WEAK!
(/s)
🥴
@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
I use steel wool.
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@benroyce bidets are great, but if you don't have one, I recommend that fancy toilet paper that turns red when you've wiped enough.
@alice @benroyce @Sassinake I am in Canada right now and can report every toilet in my sister's house has a bidet feature (Tushy brand).
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But the alternative is worse:
Where guys talk themselves into thinking touching anywhere 'around there' is 'gay', so they don't wipe - or wash - their asses.
like... AT ALL.
@Sassinake @alice @cynthiarose
just MAGA toilet habits
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@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
I use steel wool.
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But the alternative is worse:
Where guys talk themselves into thinking touching anywhere 'around there' is 'gay', so they don't wipe - or wash - their asses.
like... AT ALL.
@Sassinake my straight and bi girlfriends have told me horror stories. I've been lucky; all the guys I've been with have been amenable to wiping.
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@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
I use steel wool.
@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
To keep it clean and reuse it I soak it in rubbing alcohol and lemon juice.
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@alice @benroyce @Sassinake I am in Canada right now and can report every toilet in my sister's house has a bidet feature (Tushy brand).
@ColesStreetPothole @alice @benroyce
yeah, I doubt we live in the same Class.
i remember visiting with some Français and they had them imported and installed in their nice house in Outremont.
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@sandorspruit @alice @benroyce
I mean... feces are a good indicator for health...
@Sassinake @sandorspruit @alice @benroyce I think they mainly were checking for worms.
Really.
(And no, this is not a Diet of Worms joke. I'm more mature than that.)
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@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
To keep it clean and reuse it I soak it in rubbing alcohol and lemon juice.
@Perrin42 @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
okay okay calm down
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@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
To keep it clean and reuse it I soak it in rubbing alcohol and lemon juice.
@Perrin42 I've heard tobasco adds a nice finish to it.
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@alice we added a label after a friend spent several minutes trying to turn off the water park ride
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice
It's nice to see modern appliances promoting 80s band Toto
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@Perrin42 @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
okay okay calm down
@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
It's hard to be calm when you wipe your behind with steel wool soaked in rubbing alcohol and lemon juice. It's also very hard to sit comfortably.
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@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
I use steel wool.
@Perrin42 @benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
Camopaper
️: Toilet paper for men! It's tactical! -
@Perrin42 I've heard tobasco adds a nice finish to it.
@alice @benroyce @cynthiarose @Sassinake
Ooh, I'll have to try that. I've seen what tobasco sauce does to old pennies.
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@Sassinake @sandorspruit @alice @benroyce I think they mainly were checking for worms.
Really.
(And no, this is not a Diet of Worms joke. I'm more mature than that.)
@msbellows @Sassinake @sandorspruit @alice
absolutely
it's hard for the modern mind to contemplate the kinds of shit (pun intended) our ancestors had to go through that we are completely oblivious too
it's why there is so many antivax people. they are embarrassingly unaware as to why it's so important and what they're risking. their ancestors would hit them over the head with a frying pan if they heard that antivax shit, they were acutely aware of what a godsend vaccinations are
