This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
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@alice what happens you page the dude on the right? Or is that the button for buttplug installation?
@Iwillyeah I think it's like the player indicator on a Wiimote.
You know, for party games
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@alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
real men give themselves anal fissures!
show the poop who is boss!
if you're not wiping with sandpaper quality toilet paper you're WEAK!
(/s)
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But the alternative is worse:
Where guys talk themselves into thinking touching anywhere 'around there' is 'gay', so they don't wipe - or wash - their asses.
like... AT ALL.
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@benroyce @sandorspruit @alice
(why did I have to put my 2c in?)
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@alice @benroyce @Sassinake Ooh, I see. Nice idea right, inspect the goods before you flush them.
@sandorspruit @alice @benroyce
I mean... feces are a good indicator for health...
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@benroyce @sandorspruit @alice
(why did I have to put my 2c in?)
@Sassinake sometimes you're aiming for an innocent question, and you just end up stepping in it.
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@alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
real men give themselves anal fissures!
show the poop who is boss!
if you're not wiping with sandpaper quality toilet paper you're WEAK!
(/s)
🥴
@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
I use steel wool.
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@benroyce bidets are great, but if you don't have one, I recommend that fancy toilet paper that turns red when you've wiped enough.
@alice @benroyce @Sassinake I am in Canada right now and can report every toilet in my sister's house has a bidet feature (Tushy brand).
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But the alternative is worse:
Where guys talk themselves into thinking touching anywhere 'around there' is 'gay', so they don't wipe - or wash - their asses.
like... AT ALL.
@Sassinake @alice @cynthiarose
just MAGA toilet habits
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@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
I use steel wool.
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But the alternative is worse:
Where guys talk themselves into thinking touching anywhere 'around there' is 'gay', so they don't wipe - or wash - their asses.
like... AT ALL.
@Sassinake my straight and bi girlfriends have told me horror stories. I've been lucky; all the guys I've been with have been amenable to wiping.
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@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
I use steel wool.
@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
To keep it clean and reuse it I soak it in rubbing alcohol and lemon juice.
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@alice @benroyce @Sassinake I am in Canada right now and can report every toilet in my sister's house has a bidet feature (Tushy brand).
@ColesStreetPothole @alice @benroyce
yeah, I doubt we live in the same Class.
i remember visiting with some Français and they had them imported and installed in their nice house in Outremont.
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@sandorspruit @alice @benroyce
I mean... feces are a good indicator for health...
@Sassinake @sandorspruit @alice @benroyce I think they mainly were checking for worms.
Really.
(And no, this is not a Diet of Worms joke. I'm more mature than that.)
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@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
To keep it clean and reuse it I soak it in rubbing alcohol and lemon juice.
@Perrin42 @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
okay okay calm down
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@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
To keep it clean and reuse it I soak it in rubbing alcohol and lemon juice.
@Perrin42 I've heard tobasco adds a nice finish to it.
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@alice we added a label after a friend spent several minutes trying to turn off the water park ride
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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...
- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.
@alice
It's nice to see modern appliances promoting 80s band Toto
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@Perrin42 @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
okay okay calm down
@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
It's hard to be calm when you wipe your behind with steel wool soaked in rubbing alcohol and lemon juice. It's also very hard to sit comfortably.
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@benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
I use steel wool.
@Perrin42 @benroyce @alice @cynthiarose @Sassinake
Camopaper
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@Perrin42 I've heard tobasco adds a nice finish to it.
@alice @benroyce @cynthiarose @Sassinake
Ooh, I'll have to try that. I've seen what tobasco sauce does to old pennies.
