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  • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

    @steve @dev almost as rich a source of powerpoint absurdity as the time I googled 'site:*.mil' for ppt files

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    #88

    @dan @steve @dev this reminds me of one of my favorite internet essays of all time: https://medium.com/message/amazing-military-infographics-1ba60bdc32e7

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    • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

      Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

      https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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      #89

      @dev

      They really are dead upstairs, and they just move money back and forth like tides and moons. They don't even need to wake-up (sober-up) to succeed in banking, meaningless as they've made it all.
      The offices and desks are just to make us think they have a purpose in it.

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      • labspokane@mas.toL labspokane@mas.to

        @dev Someone do a welfare check on the missing Keebler elf.

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        #90

        @LabSpokane @dev

        What if we just replace ASI with "Labor"

        The true source of value is the workers inside the factory

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        • heavyimage@mastodon.socialH heavyimage@mastodon.social

          @dan @steve @dev this reminds me of one of my favorite internet essays of all time: https://medium.com/message/amazing-military-infographics-1ba60bdc32e7

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          #91

          @heavyimage @dan @steve @dev also putting in a good word for the episode of Well There's Your Problem on military powerpoint, which has some real goodies in it and plenty of context from a service member about the sort of environment that creates some of them (while still being baffled at a few of their specimens)

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ-7U95LYTo

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          • heavyimage@mastodon.socialH heavyimage@mastodon.social

            @dan @steve @dev this reminds me of one of my favorite internet essays of all time: https://medium.com/message/amazing-military-infographics-1ba60bdc32e7

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            #92

            @heavyimage @steve @dev yes, this must be where I got the idea!

            Like the article says, the best is when they start trying to explain and analyze purely abstract concepts. I remember reading one about “commander’s intent”. Not any specific commander’s intent, but the very idea of intent itself.

            They are truly powerpointing at a level the rest of us cannot even comprehend.

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            • celesteh@hachyderm.ioC celesteh@hachyderm.io

              @dev its interesting to see the robotics bubble also get acknowledged. Those humanoid robots in the illustration have no use case. Roboticists fear the next AI winter will also be a robotics winter. Non-humanoid robots are actually useful, so maybe they'll escape it.

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              #93

              @celesteh @dev
              The coming AI winter will make the previous two look like minor summer squalls. It will unfortunately kill a lot of real research, not just the LLM spicy autocorrect.

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              • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                @heavyimage @steve @dev yes, this must be where I got the idea!

                Like the article says, the best is when they start trying to explain and analyze purely abstract concepts. I remember reading one about “commander’s intent”. Not any specific commander’s intent, but the very idea of intent itself.

                They are truly powerpointing at a level the rest of us cannot even comprehend.

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                #94

                @dan @steve @dev

                I just posted my favorite image from the essay where it almost becomes like an illustration in a linguistic philosophy paper. I too bow to this level of power pointing.

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                • heavyimage@mastodon.socialH heavyimage@mastodon.social

                  @dan @steve @dev

                  I just posted my favorite image from the essay where it almost becomes like an illustration in a linguistic philosophy paper. I too bow to this level of power pointing.

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                  #95

                  @dan @steve @dev

                  Maybe battlespace awareness is like an infohazard in that once you encounter the concept you are perpetually finding new aspects it that must be explored (graphically).

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                    #96

                    @Su_G @aud @jonny @dev Glop.

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                    • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

                      @dan @dev "goose was not valued" is what I'll mutter from now on when leaving faculty meetings

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                      #97

                      @dan @dev Dev did you delete the goose slide tweet????

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                      • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

                        @dan @dev Dev did you delete the goose slide tweet????

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                        #98

                        @regehr @dan @dev honk

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                        • snoopj@hachyderm.ioS snoopj@hachyderm.io

                          @heavyimage @dan @steve @dev also putting in a good word for the episode of Well There's Your Problem on military powerpoint, which has some real goodies in it and plenty of context from a service member about the sort of environment that creates some of them (while still being baffled at a few of their specimens)

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ-7U95LYTo

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                          #99

                          @SnoopJ @dan @steve @dev

                          I really need to get into this podcast! I know November from one of her other podcasts and am in awe of her!

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                          • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

                            @dan @dev "goose was not valued" is what I'll mutter from now on when leaving faculty meetings

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                            #100

                            @regehr , I nearly choked on my popcorn laughing at your ". . . what I'll mumble from now on . . ."

                            @dev , incredible OP post

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                              #101

                              @Viss @blogdiva @dev My favorite is “what fuck”

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                              • tiempo@todon.euT tiempo@todon.eu

                                @dev
                                I-Is this Marxist theory of value wrongly applied and enhanced with AI?

                                Can this get more cursed?

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                                #102

                                @Tiempo @dev This is a perfectly average Softbank slide deck. If you don't believe me, take a look at https://group.softbank/system/files/pdf/philosophy/vision/next30/press_20100625_01_en.pdf

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                                • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

                                  @dan @dev Dev did you delete the goose slide tweet????

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                                  #103

                                  @regehr no I didn’t delete anything

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                                  • steve@discuss.systemsS steve@discuss.systems

                                    @dan @dev There are a number of SoftBank decks in the running.

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                                    #104

                                    @steve @dan @dev
                                    Number go down -- bad.

                                    Number go up -- good.

                                    tries hard to remember this

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                                    • freakazoid@retro.socialF freakazoid@retro.social

                                      @Tiempo @dev This is a perfectly average Softbank slide deck. If you don't believe me, take a look at https://group.softbank/system/files/pdf/philosophy/vision/next30/press_20100625_01_en.pdf

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                                      #105

                                      @freakazoid @Tiempo real

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                                      • uint8_t@chaos.socialU uint8_t@chaos.social

                                        @3janeTA @dev we are the geese

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                                        #106

                                        @uint8_t @3janeTA @dev

                                        We are not valued

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                                        • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                                          Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                                          https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                                          #107

                                          @dev coop model: "inside your goose are several geese" etc etc

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