If a baguette could move, how would it move?
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)I know this from my kitchen, the old baguette moves very slowly on a green mold...
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms I'm a fan of #2 galloping grain
#8 sourdough snek sparks joy also
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms Thanks I hate them all



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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms It stays where it is and it moves the universe around it.
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms
7, Obviously. It needs to move intact, otherwise there would be crumbs all over the place. And 7 is the right way to walk as a refined gentleman would, because a baguette is elegant not riffraff. -
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7, Obviously. It needs to move intact, otherwise there would be crumbs all over the place. And 7 is the right way to walk as a refined gentleman would, because a baguette is elegant not riffraff.@henryk Great reasoning, thank you

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@sheepfilms Thanks I hate them all



@KeefJudge apologies!
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@sheepfilms I'm a fan of #2 galloping grain
#8 sourdough snek sparks joy also
@bimmer Thank you, you basically picked my two personal favourites

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@KeefJudge apologies!
Seriously! Baguettes 1 and 8 are a special form of nightmare fuel I didn’t know I didn’t want until just now.
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms 5 just seems most efficient and least damaging when it's a bit dried out even if it's one of the least fun options
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@sheepfilms 5 just seems most efficient and least damaging when it's a bit dried out even if it's one of the least fun options
@fds agreed, it's probably what I'd call the most realistic. But is there much fun in realism?
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)Freshly baked: 4
A nice crusty baguette, when cooled: 3 with the option of rolling on it's side as well.
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms
No self-respecting baguette would destroy its delicious crust with all that bending.I vote 6. Seems the most French.
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it) -
If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms 1. Don't know why. It just seems right.
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@bimmer Thank you, you basically picked my two personal favourites

@sheepfilms if you ever do more, can I suggest -
corkscrewing through the air like a propeller
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flapping like wings? -
Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms 3 or perhaps 5

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