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[redrummy@ohai.social]

@jonathankoren @zash @cmconseils @TechConnectify Already followed! But of course.

[rbmath@mathstodon.xyz]

@niavy @cmconseils I hate to be the downer in this conversation...

https://revcook.com/products/r180-connect-plus-smart-toaster

This is not the future we were promised.

[jonathankoren@sfba.social]

@cmconseils @niavy

Oh fuck.

https://www.target.com/p/revolution-instaglo-r180-connect-plus-smart-digital-touchscreen-toaster-stainless-steel/-/A-1001311733

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@cmconseils whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[bhaugland@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils https://d2thvodm3xyo6j.cloudfront.net/media/2020/04/1161887d552001b6-600x338.jpg

[boydstephensmithjr@hachyderm.io]

@rbmath @niavy @cmconseils

Actually, this (and worse) was/is predicted: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radicalized_(book) by "Unauthorized Bread".

[dazo@infosec.exchange]

@jonathankoren @cmconseils @niavy I honestly don't know what's more stupid ... A smart toaster or this one... https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1273668931/hapifork-the-smart-fork-that-tracks-your-eating-ha-0

[a_fine_day@todon.eu]

@cmconseils
'Would anyone like some toast?'

[alterelefant@mastodontech.de]

@cmconseils
They have Windows nor macOS.

[jonathankoren@sfba.social]

@dazo @cmconseils @niavy

I can't wait until we're pwned through a wifi enabled eating utensil.

[stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk]

@cmconseils
"Error: crumpet toasting has failed. Replace magenta ink cartridge."

[phil@mastodon.quokka.today]

@cmconseils well that would slow down @BlippyTheWonderSlug

[staringatclouds@mstdn.social]

@cmconseils Ours let's us lift the toast up so we can check, without turning the toaster off

[thestrangelet@beige.party]

@cmconseils

Chud1: "What are we going to do with all these cheap unsold android phones?"

Chud2: "You want that bagel toasted... wait, I have an idea!"

[pcwizz@infosec.exchange]

@cmconseils does it run NetBSD?

[lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils just hold the toast on a fork over the induction element

[joe_von_saporski@bunt.social]

@cmconseils
so, you want a camera
will come with the next version

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils The future sucks.

[toufy@beige.party]

@dzwiedziu @cmconseils excuses excuses

[disorderlyf@todon.eu]

@cmconseils Yeah, I'll settle for some hot wires in a metal cage shaped to allow slices of bread to sit close to, but not touch the wires and maybe a timer rigged to those wires.