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  3. To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

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  • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

    To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

    It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

    wildeyedboyfromfreecloud@masto.aiW This user is from outside of this forum
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    #9

    @ploum Nice. I like the "we'll put a camera in your residence, but only turn it on in case of emergency."

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    • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

      To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

      It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

      sll@pouet.chapril.orgS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #10

      @ploum sfw version: ask for their debit card code

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      • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

        To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

        It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

        benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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        #11

        @ploum

        well i was changing the light bulb above the sink in the bathroom and i started thinking about the movie "Avatar"...

        wait your question is just rhetorical to make a point?

        am i oversharing again?

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        • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

          To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

          It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

          darkphoenix@universeodon.comD This user is from outside of this forum
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          #12

          @ploum having survived 2 teenagers, I totally agree with your analysis. Sex is the ABSOLUTE LAST THING they want to share with the "adults".

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          • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

            To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

            It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

            ag100pct@infosec.exchangeA This user is from outside of this forum
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            #13

            @ploum
            @briankrebs

            The only thing I can think of is this classic:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ZJ6jiyWfE

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            • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

              To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

              It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

              npars01@mstdn.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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              #14

              @ploum

              "I don't mind surveillance. I haven't done anything wrong"

              "Until they change the definition of 'wrong'."

              Reminder: Republicans are voyeurs & pedophiles demanding gender checks for kindergarten baseball.
              https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/3/13/2373061/community/republican-sexual-predators-abusers-and-enablers-pt-61/

              https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/6017768-gop-blanche-confirmation-controversy/

              https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/2022/06/03/gop-passes-bill-aiming-to-root-out-suspected-transgender-female-athletes-with-genital-inspection/

              https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/opinion-the-trans-sports-attacks

              https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/2022/06/17/after-backlash-gop-leader-says-genital-inspections-wont-be-part-of-anti-trans-athlete-bill/

              Democracy relies upon the right to privacy, even in public settings.

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              • ag100pct@infosec.exchangeA ag100pct@infosec.exchange

                @ploum
                @briankrebs

                The only thing I can think of is this classic:

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ZJ6jiyWfE

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                #15

                @AG100pct @ploum @briankrebs Don't even need to see the video.

                "I was thirty-fiva cents short."

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                • clew@ecoevo.socialC clew@ecoevo.social

                  IME this works on *almost* everyone but there are a few natural griefers who will grab the chance to make everyone else unhappy and blame it on you. Do you have a plan for the person who says “well I was thinking about Pat here—“ and is clearly willing to go on?
                  @ploum

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                  #16

                  @clew @ploum That's true I got some friends who will go in detail and make the entire class uncomfortable and just say hay teacher asked me tell this its not my fault 😅😅

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                  • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                    To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                    It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

                    nakal@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #17

                    @ploum They would still chat about it with a bot.

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                    • sleepy62@social.vivaldi.netS sleepy62@social.vivaldi.net

                      @ploum

                      Im surprised that would even work these days. Shame is a quaint old-timey concept.

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                      #18

                      @sleepy62 "Sharing is caring".

                      -- Dave Eggers, The Circle

                      (It's ... dystopian, for those unfamiliar.)

                      @ploum

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                      • julie@merida.hairJ julie@merida.hair

                        @ploum@mamot.fr "They immediately grasp it."

                        Um... phrasing?

                        delilahtech@tech.lgbtD This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #19

                        @julie
                        That's what I saw first 😂

                        In my defence, I was a sailor for 21years
                        @ploum

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                        • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                          To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                          It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                          #20

                          @ploum

                          I knew we needed a sexual health lecture in Intro To Public Health!!!

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                            #21

                            @jqmcd @ploum

                            Pedagogy is the faculty's job, as long as it fits into your curriculum you're good even when it makes some students uncomfortable.

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                            • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                              To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                              It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

                              ajn142@infosec.exchangeA This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #22

                              @ploum at all, or to completion?

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                              • clew@ecoevo.socialC clew@ecoevo.social

                                IME this works on *almost* everyone but there are a few natural griefers who will grab the chance to make everyone else unhappy and blame it on you. Do you have a plan for the person who says “well I was thinking about Pat here—“ and is clearly willing to go on?
                                @ploum

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                                #23

                                @clew @ploum That's when you bust out the super fine print in your syllabus that says any admission of masturbation during the course will result in a failing grade. Hammer home that the authorities can decide at any time what is and isn't allowed if you hand that capability over to them.

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                                • delilahtech@tech.lgbtD delilahtech@tech.lgbt

                                  @julie
                                  That's what I saw first 😂

                                  In my defence, I was a sailor for 21years
                                  @ploum

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                                  #24

                                  @DelilahTech @julie @ploum So you know what they were doing in the rigging?

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                                    #25

                                    @jqmcd @ploum "hey mum, my teacher asked me today about the last time I masturbated"... Yeah, can't see anything going wrong here.

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                                    • freya@social.highenergymagic.netF freya@social.highenergymagic.net

                                      @ploum I don't know what that says about me that I would just tell the class, I don't even care.....

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                                      #26

                                      @freya @ploum exert some by answering «right now». Remember to keep one hand under the desk and to look straight in the eyes of the teacher

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                                      • rd98@mastodon.socialR rd98@mastodon.social

                                        @clew @ploum That's true I got some friends who will go in detail and make the entire class uncomfortable and just say hay teacher asked me tell this its not my fault 😅😅

                                        msbellows@c.imM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #27

                                        @rd98 @clew @ploum The only truly correct response, of course, is to say, "As usual, I was fantasizing about you, professor."

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                                        • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                                          To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                                          It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                                          #28

                                          @ploum
                                          fire or frying pan. what a lame idea.

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