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  3. To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

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  • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

    To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

    It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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    @ploum at all, or to completion?

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    • clew@ecoevo.socialC clew@ecoevo.social

      IME this works on *almost* everyone but there are a few natural griefers who will grab the chance to make everyone else unhappy and blame it on you. Do you have a plan for the person who says “well I was thinking about Pat here—“ and is clearly willing to go on?
      @ploum

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      #23

      @clew @ploum That's when you bust out the super fine print in your syllabus that says any admission of masturbation during the course will result in a failing grade. Hammer home that the authorities can decide at any time what is and isn't allowed if you hand that capability over to them.

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      • delilahtech@tech.lgbtD delilahtech@tech.lgbt

        @julie
        That's what I saw first 😂

        In my defence, I was a sailor for 21years
        @ploum

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        #24

        @DelilahTech @julie @ploum So you know what they were doing in the rigging?

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          #25

          @jqmcd @ploum "hey mum, my teacher asked me today about the last time I masturbated"... Yeah, can't see anything going wrong here.

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          • freya@social.highenergymagic.netF freya@social.highenergymagic.net

            @ploum I don't know what that says about me that I would just tell the class, I don't even care.....

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            #26

            @freya @ploum exert some by answering «right now». Remember to keep one hand under the desk and to look straight in the eyes of the teacher

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            • rd98@mastodon.socialR rd98@mastodon.social

              @clew @ploum That's true I got some friends who will go in detail and make the entire class uncomfortable and just say hay teacher asked me tell this its not my fault 😅😅

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              #27

              @rd98 @clew @ploum The only truly correct response, of course, is to say, "As usual, I was fantasizing about you, professor."

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              • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                #28

                @ploum
                fire or frying pan. what a lame idea.

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                • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                  To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                  It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                  #29
                  @ploum Twice daily, and five times on Sundays.
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                  • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                    To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                    It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                    #30

                    @ploum

                    Tell everyone your credit card number, expiration, and CVV code.

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                    • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                      To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                      It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                      #31

                      @ploum If you ever do have someone argue, please post the transcript. (winking face)

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                      • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                        To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                        It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                        #32

                        @ploum @ppatel I guess there's something wrong with me then. Maybe I'm terrible at hiding things. I think it would have to be something rwhy bad for me to want to hide, and I have not done anything that bad.

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