I'm hiring an intern.
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)Pica has sent and application, can you please consider it but not accept it? She's busy enough.
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)“Vegeta! What's the scouter say about @catsalad's list of job applicants?”
“IT'S OVER 9000!!!!”
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad ME ME ME ME ME(ow)
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Pica has sent and application, can you please consider it but not accept it? She's busy enough.
"we are blown away by your charisma and accomplishments but we're going another direction for now"
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"we are blown away by your charisma and accomplishments but we're going another direction for now"
@paul_ipv6 @futurebird Pica is overqualified!
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)Do I have to come in to the office cardboard box, or can I cardboard box from home?
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad
*Maintains contact*
*Slowly pushes the job ad off the table.*
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad What's the salary like? It better not be that dry kibble garbage!
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“Vegeta! What's the scouter say about @catsalad's list of job applicants?”
“IT'S OVER 9000!!!!”
@argv_minus_one WHAT?!? OVER 9000!
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@catsalad What's the salary like? It better not be that dry kibble garbage!
@JessTheUnstill
This salary better be salty
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad Here is my application.
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@catsalad
*Maintains contact*
*Slowly pushes the job ad off the table.*
*Slow blinks*@mayintoronto You're hired!!!
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Do I have to come in to the office cardboard box, or can I cardboard box from home?
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@mayintoronto You're hired!!!
@catsalad
*Judges this reaction*
*Judging intensifies*
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@azonenberg @isol @catsalad Pro tip: if you Zoom from inside a paper bag, no one knows where the paper bag is located.
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Do I have to come in to the office cardboard box, or can I cardboard box from home?
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad Been online since 1993 - I excel in shitposting; Meow Mix song constantly in my head; thrive in static, slow paced environments - fatigue requires constant napping.
References available whenever I get around to it.
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad Ok but will you pay more than kitty kibbles?
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@catsalad What's the salary like? It better not be that dry kibble garbage!
@JessTheUnstill @catsalad old joke:
A manager says "we need some help around the office". So he types up a job ad and the receptionist puts it in the window. It says: "Help wanted. Must be able to type. Must be good with computers. Must be bilingual".
A little later, a dog trots in, jumps on the receptionist's desk, then sniffs the job ad. "Oh", says the receptionist, "you're here about the job. I'll tell the manager, but he'll be a bit surprised".
The manager comes out of his office and says to the dog "can you type?" The dog goes over to the typewriter and types a perfect business letter, puts it in his mouth, and takes it over to the manager, who says "this is very good. I've never seen a dog that can type. Are you any good with computers?" The dog goes over to the computer and a few minutes later the manager sees that the dog has created a spreadsheet and a database. "This is amazing," says the manager, "but I still can't hire you. The ad says you have to be bilingual." --->
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@JessTheUnstill @catsalad old joke:
A manager says "we need some help around the office". So he types up a job ad and the receptionist puts it in the window. It says: "Help wanted. Must be able to type. Must be good with computers. Must be bilingual".
A little later, a dog trots in, jumps on the receptionist's desk, then sniffs the job ad. "Oh", says the receptionist, "you're here about the job. I'll tell the manager, but he'll be a bit surprised".
The manager comes out of his office and says to the dog "can you type?" The dog goes over to the typewriter and types a perfect business letter, puts it in his mouth, and takes it over to the manager, who says "this is very good. I've never seen a dog that can type. Are you any good with computers?" The dog goes over to the computer and a few minutes later the manager sees that the dog has created a spreadsheet and a database. "This is amazing," says the manager, "but I still can't hire you. The ad says you have to be bilingual." --->
The dog walks over to the manager, sits down, looks him in the eye and says: "Meow".
