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If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail.

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  • walruths@mastodon.socialW walruths@mastodon.social

    @mcc

    >meanwhile

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    #53

    @Walruths @mcc 👏👏👏

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    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

      If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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      #54

      @mcc
      https://mastodon.online/@PizzaDemon/114051770625796683

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      • walruths@mastodon.socialW walruths@mastodon.social

        @mcc

        >meanwhile

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        #55

        @Walruths @mcc If the only tool in your toolbox is a pair of fencing pliers, every problem looks like a fence.

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        • deborahh@cosocial.caD deborahh@cosocial.ca

          @benroyce @mcc I assumed she turned it around and used the handle, LOL.

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          #56

          @deborahh @mcc

          oh yeah

          duh

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          • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

            If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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            #57

            @mcc this is the lockpicking lawyer, and what i have for you today is-

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            • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

              @mcc

              every putty knife i've known has been a flimsy thing with no weight in it

              you must have one hell of a beast of a putty knife

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              #58

              @benroyce My dad loves picking up cheap flea market tools, and he’s given me a couple of those putty knives that have a tiny hammer on the handle end. They also have a flip-out Phillips bit, so you can effectively deal with any drywall nail/screw pops. I’m not sure I’d want to drive in a real nail with that tool though!

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              • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                #59

                @mcc If the only tool you have is a Sawzall, everything looks like an all.

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                • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                  If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                  #60

                  @mcc
                  Yes, yes, very true, but consider this: if you have a hammer and a stopwatch, you have an altimeter.

                  If you have a hammer and a long rope (and patience), you can measure the planet's rotation and your latitude.

                  If you have a hammer and a field, you have a track-and-field sport.

                  If you have a hammer and a stack of paper, you can turn on a fan with impunity.

                  If you... wait, what were you saying about padlocks?

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                  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                    #61

                    @mcc

                    * after reading this thread*
                    ooo that reminds me that i have to change my battery in my car's key fob. need to find some tweezers...lol. 🤣

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                    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                      If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                      #62

                      @mcc

                      this is why I carry a multitool

                      suddenly the entire world becomes filled with things to be fixed

                      it’s awesome

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                      • sarraceniawilds@sunny.gardenS sarraceniawilds@sunny.garden

                        @mcc this does in fact apply to screwdriver. screwdriver can be poker, lever, chisel, nailset, scraper, etc. when you have X, screwdriver looks like solution

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                        #63

                        @SarraceniaWilds @mcc I have a special screwdriver that's a dedicated destruction tool...

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                        • cawguy@thecanadian.socialC cawguy@thecanadian.social

                          @benroyce My dad loves picking up cheap flea market tools, and he’s given me a couple of those putty knives that have a tiny hammer on the handle end. They also have a flip-out Phillips bit, so you can effectively deal with any drywall nail/screw pops. I’m not sure I’d want to drive in a real nail with that tool though!

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                          #64

                          @CAWguy dang! i do not know putty knives

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                          • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                            If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                            #65

                            @mcc - you nailed it!

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                            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                              When you have a nail, everything looks like a hammer 🤔 https://doomscroller.social/notes/ancenempdid801ui

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                              #66

                              @mcc what if i have several hammers

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                              • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                #67

                                @mcc If all you have is a screwdriver, you add screws to all your products and rename your product to screwed 365 or so.

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                                • steve@discuss.systemsS steve@discuss.systems

                                  @mcc Berkeley has a formalized tool library. I kinda miss it, but the informal one of friends and neighbors here has more useful stuff if I’m honest.

                                  Was chatting with an architect friend about creating a library of spare light fixtures the other day.

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                                  #68

                                  @steve @mcc this thread inspired me to rename my tool shed into "the library of mostly useful things".

                                  Probably should add "unsorted" to the name.

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                                  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                    #69
                                    @mcc the moral is there are a lot of ways to smash billionaires' domes in like on Postal 2

                                    For legal reasons this is a joke
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                                    • groupnebula563@mastodon.socialG groupnebula563@mastodon.social

                                      @mcc this is the lockpicking lawyer, and what i have for you today is-

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                                      #70
                                      @GroupNebula563 @mcc apparently the guy is a Trump supporter, btw
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                                      • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                        If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                        #71

                                        @mcc utilize the opportunity, with whatever you have.

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                                        • cthos@mastodon.cthos.devC cthos@mastodon.cthos.dev

                                          @emaytch @mcc "always be prepared to break a lock with whatever is on hand"

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                                          #72

                                          @cthos @emaytch @mcc A pair of sturdy screwdrivers will break most padlocks. Pass them through the U in opposite directions to make an X shape. Squeeze the handles together. Pop!

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