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If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail.

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  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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    #60

    @mcc
    Yes, yes, very true, but consider this: if you have a hammer and a stopwatch, you have an altimeter.

    If you have a hammer and a long rope (and patience), you can measure the planet's rotation and your latitude.

    If you have a hammer and a field, you have a track-and-field sport.

    If you have a hammer and a stack of paper, you can turn on a fan with impunity.

    If you... wait, what were you saying about padlocks?

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    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

      If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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      #61

      @mcc

      * after reading this thread*
      ooo that reminds me that i have to change my battery in my car's key fob. need to find some tweezers...lol. 🤣

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      • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

        If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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        #62

        @mcc

        this is why I carry a multitool

        suddenly the entire world becomes filled with things to be fixed

        it’s awesome

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        • sarraceniawilds@sunny.gardenS sarraceniawilds@sunny.garden

          @mcc this does in fact apply to screwdriver. screwdriver can be poker, lever, chisel, nailset, scraper, etc. when you have X, screwdriver looks like solution

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          drchaos@sauropods.win
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          #63

          @SarraceniaWilds @mcc I have a special screwdriver that's a dedicated destruction tool...

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          • cawguy@thecanadian.socialC cawguy@thecanadian.social

            @benroyce My dad loves picking up cheap flea market tools, and he’s given me a couple of those putty knives that have a tiny hammer on the handle end. They also have a flip-out Phillips bit, so you can effectively deal with any drywall nail/screw pops. I’m not sure I’d want to drive in a real nail with that tool though!

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            #64

            @CAWguy dang! i do not know putty knives

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            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

              If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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              #65

              @mcc - you nailed it!

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              • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                When you have a nail, everything looks like a hammer 🤔 https://doomscroller.social/notes/ancenempdid801ui

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                #66

                @mcc what if i have several hammers

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                • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                  If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                  #67

                  @mcc If all you have is a screwdriver, you add screws to all your products and rename your product to screwed 365 or so.

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                  • steve@discuss.systemsS steve@discuss.systems

                    @mcc Berkeley has a formalized tool library. I kinda miss it, but the informal one of friends and neighbors here has more useful stuff if I’m honest.

                    Was chatting with an architect friend about creating a library of spare light fixtures the other day.

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                    #68

                    @steve @mcc this thread inspired me to rename my tool shed into "the library of mostly useful things".

                    Probably should add "unsorted" to the name.

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                    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                      If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                      #69
                      @mcc the moral is there are a lot of ways to smash billionaires' domes in like on Postal 2

                      For legal reasons this is a joke
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                      • groupnebula563@mastodon.socialG groupnebula563@mastodon.social

                        @mcc this is the lockpicking lawyer, and what i have for you today is-

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                        #70
                        @GroupNebula563 @mcc apparently the guy is a Trump supporter, btw
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                        • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                          If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                          #71

                          @mcc utilize the opportunity, with whatever you have.

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                          • cthos@mastodon.cthos.devC cthos@mastodon.cthos.dev

                            @emaytch @mcc "always be prepared to break a lock with whatever is on hand"

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                            #72

                            @cthos @emaytch @mcc A pair of sturdy screwdrivers will break most padlocks. Pass them through the U in opposite directions to make an X shape. Squeeze the handles together. Pop!

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                            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                              If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                              tkissing@mastodon.social
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                              #73

                              @mcc Carry 2 wrenches at all times?

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                              • reiddragon@fedi.catto.gardenR reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden
                                @GroupNebula563 @mcc apparently the guy is a Trump supporter, btw
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                                #74

                                @reiddragon @mcc oh god, that *sucks* /gen

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                                • groupnebula563@mastodon.socialG groupnebula563@mastodon.social

                                  @reiddragon @mcc oh god, that *sucks* /gen

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                                  #75

                                  @reiddragon @mcc ...can't find any evidence on that (in fact, i found a video where he debunks police claims about a lock), any citations?

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                                  • reiddragon@fedi.catto.gardenR reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden
                                    @GroupNebula563 @mcc apparently the guy is a Trump supporter, btw
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                                    #76

                                    @reiddragon @GroupNebula563 @mcc oh for fucks sake....
                                    That sucks

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                                    • renardboy@mastodon.socialR renardboy@mastodon.social

                                      @mcc to be fair almost everything *is* a hammer if you need it to

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                                      #77

                                      @renardboy @mcc

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                                      • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                        If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                        #78

                                        @mcc The moral, obviously, is never cut the shackle of a padlock - if you do have bolt cutters, cut the body, the metal is much softer & won't damage the cutter jaws. I feel certain I'm not misreading this post in the slightest.

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