What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
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So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
@alice no ducks with guns.
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@LovingFalloutLondon1954 usually posing on a mountain, or standing in front of a whitewater river, but also anywhere someone has been once and took a bunch of photos so they could imply they do extraordinary things regularly.
@alice I knew the core of your post was sarcastic but I went off on a tangent of my very own.
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American beer is just something that you rent. Not a real beer.
@Didthat1957 I've had enough homebrew small batch artisanal IPA's to last me a lifetime.
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Huh, that had never occurred to me but I guess it kind of makes sense? I always assumed it was because being outdoorsy or adventurous is hip, especially in my two dating geographies (Northern California and southern Arizona).
Ugh. Why are people. I'm starting to see the appeal of robots
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@LovingFalloutLondon1954 usually posing on a mountain, or standing in front of a whitewater river, but also anywhere someone has been once and took a bunch of photos so they could imply they do extraordinary things regularly.
@alice @LovingFalloutLondon1954 Decommissioned missile silo. So hot.
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@alice I tried, for years, to talk to the "guys holding fish" about if they would take me fishing as a date and it was always: "oh that was one time on my buddy's boat" or "oh, that was from a trip" or "we were on a charter boat"
They NEVER actually FISH!!!!
@pencilears @alice Fill disclosure: it didn’t even occur to me that the answer implied that person was holding a fish that they caught! I was picturing a person holding a random large dead fish from the market!
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@Didthat1957 I've had enough homebrew small batch artisanal IPA's to last me a lifetime.
It's the sluggish stuff at the end of the bottle that you love.
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So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
@alice Sounds like a reasonable prompt to me.
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@alice What a catch!
@stephaniepixie @alice yes, because the dick is also a fish. *squints* It appears to be a minnow of some kind.
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So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
@alice but is the dog fixed
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@jankhambrams that would be amazing.
I want to see it contain at least the top 5 options, in roughly the proportions voted for.
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
@alice
Everything but just a dog or cat. -
@alice but is the dog fixed
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When this is done, I should commission an artist¹ to make this scientifically accurate, world's hottest profile pic, using AI.
¹ Like a real one, not a "prompt engineer".
@alice so, a dating profile version of The Most Unwanted Song? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People%27s_Choice_Music
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
@alice Photo with their mom
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It's the sluggish stuff at the end of the bottle that you love.
@Didthat1957 Question, did you perhaps first get on the internet somewhere around September 1993?
Because you're bringing big September energy to this conversation right now.
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
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@Didthat1957 Question, did you perhaps first get on the internet somewhere around September 1993?
Because you're bringing big September energy to this conversation right now.
@pencilears
Hmm I got on the internet in 1976 it was called arpanet we used shark mail, my connection was with a modem that you put a phone receiver in at 300 baud. -
So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
@alice That's an incredibly specific portion of the internet, and one that frightens me
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