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@niavy it's a joke i think
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This post did not contain any content.@cmconseils whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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@niavy @cmconseils I hate to be the downer in this conversation...
https://revcook.com/products/r180-connect-plus-smart-toaster
This is not the future we were promised.
Actually, this (and worse) was/is predicted: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radicalized_(book) by "Unauthorized Bread".
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@jonathankoren @cmconseils @niavy I honestly don't know what's more stupid ... A smart toaster or this one... https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1273668931/hapifork-the-smart-fork-that-tracks-your-eating-ha-0
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@jonathankoren @cmconseils @niavy I honestly don't know what's more stupid ... A smart toaster or this one... https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1273668931/hapifork-the-smart-fork-that-tracks-your-eating-ha-0
I can't wait until we're pwned through a wifi enabled eating utensil.
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@cmconseils well that would slow down @BlippyTheWonderSlug
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Also: why don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is
@cmconseils Ours let's us lift the toast up so we can check, without turning the toaster off
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Chud1: "What are we going to do with all these cheap unsold android phones?"
Chud2: "You want that bagel toasted... wait, I have an idea!"
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@cmconseils does it run NetBSD?
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@cmconseils just hold the toast on a fork over the induction element
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@cmconseils The future sucks.
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https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=toaster+window&ia=images&iax=imagesThe problem is that the heating elements would block the view or your bread would be untoasted on one side.
@dzwiedziu @cmconseils excuses excuses
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@cmconseils Yeah, I'll settle for some hot wires in a metal cage shaped to allow slices of bread to sit close to, but not touch the wires and maybe a timer rigged to those wires.
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@zash @cmconseils I adore that YT channel, and yes, I saw the toaster episode.
@redrummy @zash @cmconseils I have this toaster, it's pretty fantastic.
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Also: why don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is
@cmconseils why in the world would your toaster need an internet connection, or to know what time or date it is? It's not like you're going to leave slices of bread to get stale in the toaster and to auto-toast in the morning, right? sheesh.
