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[bhaugland@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils https://d2thvodm3xyo6j.cloudfront.net/media/2020/04/1161887d552001b6-600x338.jpg

[boydstephensmithjr@hachyderm.io]

@rbmath @niavy @cmconseils

Actually, this (and worse) was/is predicted: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radicalized_(book) by "Unauthorized Bread".

[dazo@infosec.exchange]

@jonathankoren @cmconseils @niavy I honestly don't know what's more stupid ... A smart toaster or this one... https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1273668931/hapifork-the-smart-fork-that-tracks-your-eating-ha-0

[a_fine_day@todon.eu]

@cmconseils
'Would anyone like some toast?'

[alterelefant@mastodontech.de]

@cmconseils
They have Windows nor macOS.

[jonathankoren@sfba.social]

@dazo @cmconseils @niavy

I can't wait until we're pwned through a wifi enabled eating utensil.

[stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk]

@cmconseils
"Error: crumpet toasting has failed. Replace magenta ink cartridge."

[phil@mastodon.quokka.today]

@cmconseils well that would slow down @BlippyTheWonderSlug

[staringatclouds@mstdn.social]

@cmconseils Ours let's us lift the toast up so we can check, without turning the toaster off

[thestrangelet@beige.party]

@cmconseils

Chud1: "What are we going to do with all these cheap unsold android phones?"

Chud2: "You want that bagel toasted... wait, I have an idea!"

[pcwizz@infosec.exchange]

@cmconseils does it run NetBSD?

[lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils just hold the toast on a fork over the induction element

[joe_von_saporski@bunt.social]

@cmconseils
so, you want a camera
will come with the next version

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils The future sucks.

[toufy@beige.party]

@dzwiedziu @cmconseils excuses excuses

[disorderlyf@todon.eu]

@cmconseils Yeah, I'll settle for some hot wires in a metal cage shaped to allow slices of bread to sit close to, but not touch the wires and maybe a timer rigged to those wires.

[javensbukan@cosocial.ca]

@redrummy @zash @cmconseils I have this toaster, it's pretty fantastic.

[briankrebs@infosec.exchange]

@cmconseils why in the world would your toaster need an internet connection, or to know what time or date it is? It's not like you're going to leave slices of bread to get stale in the toaster and to auto-toast in the morning, right? sheesh.

[mark@canuck.social]

@briankrebs @cmconseils to track license compliance with your toast as a service subscription

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@jonathankoren @cmconseils @niavy

My wife asked what it can do that her $30 toaster can't. I replied "Crash."