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If a baguette could move, how would it move?

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  • G guenther@chaos.social

    @sheepfilms

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    sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #4

    @guenther ➡️ https://mastodon.social/@sheepfilms/117207147941494933

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    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

      If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
      (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

      nilz@norden.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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      #5

      @sheepfilms

      I know this from my kitchen, the old baguette moves very slowly on a green mold...

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      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

        If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
        (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

        bimmer@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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        #6

        @sheepfilms I'm a fan of #2 galloping grain

        #8 sourdough snek sparks joy also

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        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

          Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

          yvg@indieweb.socialY This user is from outside of this forum
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          #7

          @sheepfilms 5

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          • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

            Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

            keefjudge@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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            #8

            @sheepfilms Thanks I hate them all 😂😂😂

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            • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

              Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

              dimanche@piaille.frD This user is from outside of this forum
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              #9

              @sheepfilms It stays where it is and it moves the universe around it.

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              • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

                henryk@chaos.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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                #10

                @sheepfilms
                7, Obviously. It needs to move intact, otherwise there would be crumbs all over the place. And 7 is the right way to walk as a refined gentleman would, because a baguette is elegant not riffraff.

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                • henryk@chaos.socialH henryk@chaos.social

                  @sheepfilms
                  7, Obviously. It needs to move intact, otherwise there would be crumbs all over the place. And 7 is the right way to walk as a refined gentleman would, because a baguette is elegant not riffraff.

                  sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #11

                  @henryk Great reasoning, thank you 🙂

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                  • keefjudge@mastodon.socialK keefjudge@mastodon.social

                    @sheepfilms Thanks I hate them all 😂😂😂

                    sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #12

                    @KeefJudge apologies!

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                    • bimmer@beige.partyB bimmer@beige.party

                      @sheepfilms I'm a fan of #2 galloping grain

                      #8 sourdough snek sparks joy also

                      sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #13

                      @bimmer Thank you, you basically picked my two personal favourites 😀

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                      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                        @KeefJudge apologies!

                        giamedin@woof.groupG This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #14

                        @sheepfilms @KeefJudge

                        Seriously! Baguettes 1 and 8 are a special form of nightmare fuel I didn’t know I didn’t want until just now.

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                        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                          Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

                          fds@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #15

                          @sheepfilms 5 just seems most efficient and least damaging when it's a bit dried out even if it's one of the least fun options

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                          • fds@mastodon.socialF fds@mastodon.social

                            @sheepfilms 5 just seems most efficient and least damaging when it's a bit dried out even if it's one of the least fun options

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                            #16

                            @fds agreed, it's probably what I'd call the most realistic. But is there much fun in realism?

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                            • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                              If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                              (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                              trashheap@tech.lgbtT This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #17

                              @sheepfilms

                              Freshly baked: 4

                              A nice crusty baguette, when cooled: 3 with the option of rolling on it's side as well.

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                              • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

                                janbogar@mastodonczech.czJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #18

                                @sheepfilms
                                No self-respecting baguette would destroy its delicious crust with all that bending.

                                I vote 6. Seems the most French.

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                                • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                  Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

                                  resuna@ohai.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #19

                                  @sheepfilms

                                  5. I was looking for 5 in the original list.

                                  8. THE COOLEST.

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                                  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                    If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                    (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                                    ergative@wandering.shopE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #20

                                    @sheepfilms 1. Don't know why. It just seems right.

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                                    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                      @bimmer Thank you, you basically picked my two personal favourites 😀

                                      bimmer@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #21

                                      @sheepfilms if you ever do more, can I suggest -

                                      corkscrewing through the air like a propeller
                                      and
                                      flapping like wings?

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                                      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                        Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

                                        gytisrepecka@social.gyt.isG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #22

                                        @sheepfilms 3 or perhaps 5

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                                        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                          If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                          (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                                          ujay68@mastodon.worldU This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #23

                                          @sheepfilms

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