If a baguette could move, how would it move?
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@sheepfilms I'm a fan of #2 galloping grain
#8 sourdough snek sparks joy also
@bimmer Thank you, you basically picked my two personal favourites
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@KeefJudge apologies!
Seriously! Baguettes 1 and 8 are a special form of nightmare fuel I didn’t know I didn’t want until just now.
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms 5 just seems most efficient and least damaging when it's a bit dried out even if it's one of the least fun options
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@sheepfilms 5 just seems most efficient and least damaging when it's a bit dried out even if it's one of the least fun options
@fds agreed, it's probably what I'd call the most realistic. But is there much fun in realism?
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)Freshly baked: 4
A nice crusty baguette, when cooled: 3 with the option of rolling on it's side as well.
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms
No self-respecting baguette would destroy its delicious crust with all that bending.I vote 6. Seems the most French.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms 1. Don't know why. It just seems right.
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@bimmer Thank you, you basically picked my two personal favourites
@sheepfilms if you ever do more, can I suggest -
corkscrewing through the air like a propeller
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flapping like wings? -
Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms 3 or perhaps 5
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
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Seriously! Baguettes 1 and 8 are a special form of nightmare fuel I didn’t know I didn’t want until just now.
@Giamedin @sheepfilms @KeefJudge
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms baguettes already move. They're parasites, they wait and hitchhike in the hands, arms or bags of unsuspecting humans. Granted, most are later consumed by said humans or their relatives or friends, but if even a tiny piece of it survives, it can reach adult form: a rock like spongy structure. The transition usually takes less than a day.
Unluckily not much is known about their adult life or reproduction habits because people throw them to the birds or away.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms I'm saying 5 because that's just how I roll.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
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@KeefJudge apologies!
@sheepfilms They are very funny though too!
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@sheepfilms baguettes already move. They're parasites, they wait and hitchhike in the hands, arms or bags of unsuspecting humans. Granted, most are later consumed by said humans or their relatives or friends, but if even a tiny piece of it survives, it can reach adult form: a rock like spongy structure. The transition usually takes less than a day.
Unluckily not much is known about their adult life or reproduction habits because people throw them to the birds or away.
@mdione imaginative! Most people just say a number
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms definitely 6
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms I was tempted to say 3/5, but I'm going with 6. Rolling would eventually damage the crust on top, and when rolling up to something there's no guarantee that you end up flat side down, leaving it potentially unbalanced. 6 solves all those issues.
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms In the real world probably 5. In the cartoon world it would probably be 6, because who doesn't want a happily jaunting baguette?
In the eldritch horror world, 1.
