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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

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  • snoopj@hachyderm.ioS snoopj@hachyderm.io

    @heavyimage @dan @steve @dev also putting in a good word for the episode of Well There's Your Problem on military powerpoint, which has some real goodies in it and plenty of context from a service member about the sort of environment that creates some of them (while still being baffled at a few of their specimens)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ-7U95LYTo

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    #99

    @SnoopJ @dan @steve @dev

    I really need to get into this podcast! I know November from one of her other podcasts and am in awe of her!

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    • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

      @dan @dev "goose was not valued" is what I'll mutter from now on when leaving faculty meetings

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      #100

      @regehr , I nearly choked on my popcorn laughing at your ". . . what I'll mumble from now on . . ."

      @dev , incredible OP post

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      • ramsey@phpc.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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        #101

        @Viss @blogdiva @dev My favorite is “what fuck”

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        • tiempo@todon.euT tiempo@todon.eu

          @dev
          I-Is this Marxist theory of value wrongly applied and enhanced with AI?

          Can this get more cursed?

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          #102

          @Tiempo @dev This is a perfectly average Softbank slide deck. If you don't believe me, take a look at https://group.softbank/system/files/pdf/philosophy/vision/next30/press_20100625_01_en.pdf

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          • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

            @dan @dev Dev did you delete the goose slide tweet????

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            #103

            @regehr no I didn’t delete anything

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            • steve@discuss.systemsS steve@discuss.systems

              @dan @dev There are a number of SoftBank decks in the running.

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              #104

              @steve @dan @dev
              Number go down -- bad.

              Number go up -- good.

              tries hard to remember this

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              • freakazoid@retro.socialF freakazoid@retro.social

                @Tiempo @dev This is a perfectly average Softbank slide deck. If you don't believe me, take a look at https://group.softbank/system/files/pdf/philosophy/vision/next30/press_20100625_01_en.pdf

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                #105

                @freakazoid @Tiempo real

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                • uint8_t@chaos.socialU uint8_t@chaos.social

                  @3janeTA @dev we are the geese

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                  #106

                  @uint8_t @3janeTA @dev

                  We are not valued

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                  • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                    Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                    https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                    #107

                    @dev coop model: "inside your goose are several geese" etc etc

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                    • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                      Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                      https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                      #108

                      @dev THAT’S NOT WHERE THE EGGS COME OUT!

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                      • snoopj@hachyderm.ioS snoopj@hachyderm.io

                        @regehr @dan @dev thank you for linking the deck this is amazing boomer brainrot

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                        #109

                        @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I'm just wondering if there are any inputs to the goose system or if it is a perpetual egg laying machine

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                        • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

                          @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I'm just wondering if there are any inputs to the goose system or if it is a perpetual egg laying machine

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                          #110

                          @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

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                          • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                            @regehr no I didn’t delete anything

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                            #111

                            @dev weird, that post disappeared from my timeline 🤷‍♂️

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                            • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                              Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                              https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                              #112

                              @dev we are the goose who created value

                              #geese

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                              • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

                                @dev weird, that post disappeared from my timeline 🤷‍♂️

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                                #113

                                @regehr huh. It was reported to discuss by someone from masto social, I wonder if the mods there blocked it on that instance

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                                • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

                                  @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I'm just wondering if there are any inputs to the goose system or if it is a perpetual egg laying machine

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                                  #114

                                  @aburka @SnoopJ @dan @dev I think it works same as tomatoes

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                                  • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                                    @regehr huh. It was reported to discuss by someone from masto social, I wonder if the mods there blocked it on that instance

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                                    #115

                                    @dev good lord who the fuck does that

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                                    • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

                                      @dev good lord who the fuck does that

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                                      #116

                                      @regehr @dev i'm surprised mods there acted at all lol

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                                      • atsuzaki@types.plA atsuzaki@types.pl

                                        @regehr @dev i'm surprised mods there acted at all lol

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                                        #117

                                        @atsuzaki @dev if it's worth reacting it's worth overreacting

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                                        • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

                                          @aburka @SnoopJ @dan @dev I think it works same as tomatoes

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                                          #118

                                          @regehr @aburka @dan @dev when you definitely, positively understand both yields and tomatoes

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