Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[ramsey@phpc.social]

@Viss @blogdiva @dev My favorite is “what fuck”

[freakazoid@retro.social]

@Tiempo @dev This is a perfectly average Softbank slide deck. If you don't believe me, take a look at https://group.softbank/system/files/pdf/philosophy/vision/next30/press_20100625_01_en.pdf

[dev@discuss.systems]

@regehr no I didn’t delete anything

[chip_unicorn@im-in.space]

@steve @dan @dev
Number go down -- bad.

Number go up -- good.

tries hard to remember this

[dev@discuss.systems]

@freakazoid @Tiempo real

[supermoosie@mastodon.au]

@uint8_t @3janeTA @dev

We are not valued

[roger@mastodon.seattlematrix.org]

@dev coop model: "inside your goose are several geese" etc etc

[colorblindcowboy@mastodon.art]

@dev THAT’S NOT WHERE THE EGGS COME OUT!

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I'm just wondering if there are any inputs to the goose system or if it is a perpetual egg laying machine

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@dev weird, that post disappeared from my timeline ‍️

[mancube@pnw.zone]

@dev we are the goose who created value

#geese

[dev@discuss.systems]

@regehr huh. It was reported to discuss by someone from masto social, I wonder if the mods there blocked it on that instance

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@aburka @SnoopJ @dan @dev I think it works same as tomatoes

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@dev good lord who the fuck does that

[atsuzaki@types.pl]

@regehr @dev i'm surprised mods there acted at all lol

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@atsuzaki @dev if it's worth reacting it's worth overreacting

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@regehr @aburka @dan @dev when you definitely, positively understand both yields and tomatoes

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@SnoopJ @aburka @dan @dev sCaLE

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev do golden eggs also develop into geese with internal mechanisms though