Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.
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@Tiempo @dev This is a perfectly average Softbank slide deck. If you don't believe me, take a look at https://group.softbank/system/files/pdf/philosophy/vision/next30/press_20100625_01_en.pdf
@freakazoid @dev
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@MBridegam @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the syndicate makes the profit but everybody has a share
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
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@aburka “Il faut imaginer que l'oie est heureuse.”
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@MBridegam @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the syndicate makes the profit but everybody has a share
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@dev thank you for this link, I will take a gander
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev I regret clicking through the link. Lol
That goose is the fricking best though. Absolute Oscar worthy performance.
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev yo, Ed Zitron stole your screenshots
https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3mp3ij3fv3k2j
edit: actually maybe not exactly. They're the same slides but the crop is not identical
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@ricci@discuss.systems @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl and don't goose the basket what holds the eggs
@aud @lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman 3 eggs in the goose are worth 71 in the bush
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@carstenfranke
you're hired!
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@dev this may be the best slide deck of all time
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